sometimes i think about how my great aunt had her house broken into so many times, she became a hoarder so that if someone broke in again they'd just get overwhelmed and leave
22.06.2025 23:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@dazeyfield.bsky.social
it's all happening ✨
sometimes i think about how my great aunt had her house broken into so many times, she became a hoarder so that if someone broke in again they'd just get overwhelmed and leave
22.06.2025 23:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0purchased 11 used cds and until the rush of them getting delivered passes i'll be riding this high
15.03.2025 18:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh hey i forgot about this
04.03.2025 21:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MORE HOURS IS NOT A RAISE
15.02.2025 16:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i have lived with every facet of a roommate, from family and friends to significant others and complete strangers, and i will always choose to live by myself
07.02.2025 19:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the amazon delivery driver doesn't know that package he's delivering will help keep my depression at bay for ten full minutes and it's gonna feel so good
29.01.2025 19:00 — 👍 210 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0you can't hurt my feelings, my best friend is a cat
28.01.2025 16:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0once again i'm awake and angry that my dream was better than reality
28.01.2025 14:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0man i love seth rogen
18.01.2025 16:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i woke up to a twitch payout but cannot remember the last time i streamed
14.01.2025 20:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"pause the video, i need to smell my incense"
10.01.2025 18:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just ordered myself 2 lego sets and i feel better about life already
07.01.2025 03:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0might just start reaching out to people that appear in my dreams often cause what do you WANT
05.01.2025 16:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0somethin like that
05.01.2025 04:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0shoulda just stayed friends
05.01.2025 03:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0on the corner of old town road and ocean avenue
30.12.2024 20:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if you're still actively on twitter i worry how long you have before your brain becomes completely rotted
23.12.2024 08:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0trespassing is strange to me cause why do you wanna be somewhere you're not wanted so bad??
19.12.2024 18:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0tripping off the fact that i found a full unsmoked j in my bag LOL
15.12.2024 16:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just habitually bad drivers
14.12.2024 20:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i'm convinced lexus drivers are fully braindead
14.12.2024 16:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0worst is missing someone that you probably shouldn't
13.12.2024 05:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i should maybe stop consulting my magic 8 ball for big life decisions
06.12.2024 13:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 031 years in and NOW y'all tell me gold is my color????? hoes really ain't loyal
26.11.2024 13:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"grow up" is such an underrated insult
24.11.2024 19:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the expectation of your children taking care of you when you're old is really... entitled
24.11.2024 16:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0finally got a white keyboard and oh babeyyyy
24.11.2024 05:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0there's a part 2 to wicked??? you mean to tell me we're gonna have to deal with all this promo AGAIN???
23.11.2024 04:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i'm in a different era right now i feel like something within me physically unlocked
23.11.2024 02:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0behind every beautiful woman is a man talking to himself in her dms
22.11.2024 12:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0