John Zidar

Darin the Crew just completed a nil-nil home draw against a crappy team. You’re supposed to be shit-posting not troubleshooting tech issues. Get it together.

Imagine how that would Grow their confidence.

Oooh boy did it feel like it was coming. The momentum shifted enough that I even gave in to my 9 year old’s begging to leave a little early so he could play in the plaza.

Err, excuse me…

Best view in the Scott’s MiracleGrow Field, one might say.

Best view in the house, one might say.

That Chicago Fire team is pretty much hot ass and we couldn’t even score against them at home. Not great, Bob.

I know it’s only game 3 of Rydström’s tenure, but good god this team is boring to watch. #Crew96

The face of a man who may in fact leave at halftime and almost definitely will not remember the first half.

That’s a pretty sick illustration #TIFOSWEAT! 🫡 #Crew96

Okay the spotlights through the wafting smoke is sick #Crew96

I’ve always said that nothing gets me amped like a good a capella group. #Crew96

The current state of this Yankee Stadium field is quite possibly the shittiest I’ve ever seen a professional soccer field look. God damn.

Bringing NWSL here just makes so much sense. I don’t know how it’s just now being explored.

Could Columbus be the destination for NWSL's next expansion team?

“Speaking with The Athletic on background, a league source with knowledge of Columbus’ expansion efforts said, if all goes accordingly, the NWSL team would coexist with the Crew as a distinct entity”

#NWSL #Crew96

“When I think about navigating the start of the year here, especially in our hometown in Minneapolis, the thing that we have kept front and center every single day is the safety of our team.” – Target CEO Michael Fiddelke

Oh suddenly we’re not WARFIGHTERS?

MLS & Inter Miami's unwillingness to stand for something (and that's the best-case scenario here) means they're props for literal death threats.

Not surprised, as the league has generally preferred to avoid any kind of stance about any moral issue, but this is what you get for not standing up.

A GL🌎BAL BRAND

FIFA is using the hydration breaks to bring commercials to the World Cup games. Infantino is so damn shameless and money-hungry.

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By BEN LEFEBVRE 03/05/2026 05:00 AM EST f • • • President Donald Trump's chief of staff, Susie Wiles, is telling his advisers to bring ideas to the Oval Office to lower gasoline prices in the wake of the U.S. attack on Iran, according to two energy industry executives familiar with the conversations. The White House is "looking under every rock for ideas on improving energy prices, especially gasoline prices," said one of the executives, who was granted anonymity to describe internal administration discussions.

I have an idea. Here’s my idea: We should have had this meeting last week before we started bombing Iran. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

Can you imagine the truly disasterous state of the Key Bank building if they're starting the auction for it at only $1 million.

It's a 21 story building with over a quarter million sq ft of office space. The necessary renovations must be just unbelievably immense.

Imagine how fulfilling it would be to just do that with another human instead…

Rooting for five random people on the Foxborough, Massachusetts Select Committee taking down and humiliating FIFA, its most recent "Peace Prize" winner Donald Trump, and his buddy, Patriots owner Robert Kraft, at the world's biggest stage in less than two weeks

Today’s Rooster is about how Mayor Suburbs, and, to a lesser extent, Zach Klein and Kevin Boyce, can’t impugn Leslie Wexner without indicting the same network that lifted them to power.

Central Ohio’s Epstein problems run deeper than Wexner.

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I’m prepared to design a scarf…

Promotion nights featuring an old band popular among elderly fans of declining sport. Better copy that!

Gotta imagine the amount of people who feel any sort of attraction for the ‘Grateful Dead Night’ is in the double digits.

Genuinely curious how that “theme” is making the cut. I could rattle off a dozen better ideas right now.

Exactly this. I just tuned in less and less then one day I realized I hadn’t listened in like a year, so I unsubscribed.

Sherrod already lost once and apparently learned the wrong lesson from that.

Conservative estimates are that this war with Iran will cost the US taxpayers at least $15 billion.

That wipes out the entire "savings" from this year's SNAP cuts.

Amazing how we have all this money to kill Iranian citizens but not enough to feed our own.