Grumpy Rick

My garden got eaten again today. Took out a zucchini plant and everything around it. With the tomatoes yesterday and bipolar depression it has hit much harder than expected. Even unhealthy coping mechanisms haven't been helpful

Ouch, I was the eldest boy from the first litter a lot of that fell on me until I went NC but that was due to other reasons. My older sister cut contact with Mom when she left for her out of state college. She was the smart one of us 3

Those movies were so traumatizing

I didn't care enough to finish watching it. I just closed the app

I just got one that started with "if you can't eat your sunscreen" I decided that was enough YouTube for the day

Peak white male fragility

I dipped when zuck tossed a lit match in the dumpster. I didn't want to be around for the dumpster fire. It sounds like that was a good decision

Anything with schitzo attached makes people run

I'd love to #ClearTheList of some of these items today! School will start before we know it!

Please help me by sharing or taking a peek at my list!

Thank you! 🩷🩷🩷

Please help!

I'm a 5th grade #teacher spending my summer fighting stage 4 melanoma, I'm trying to restock my classroom with some needs and wants.

I'll #teach while I receive treatment. I could really use some help getting things to make my year easier & AMAZING for my students! 🩷

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Oh yeah go to your settings and turn off the use your data for ads there is all sorts of weird shit for bulge control. Gotta feed the Americans the lies that they aren't good enough but (insert product) will fix all your problems.

This right here.

They'll blame everything but the fact that they're entitled, gameless dorks. Because nothing says "I'd be a great guy for you to date!" Like a lack of self awareness & an allergic reaction to self improvement.

Bad potato salad implies there is good potato salad 🤮🤢🤮 the sensory hell this brought up is a fitting feeling

Mobile games
Investment scams
Ssi scams
Medicare scams
Random meds ads
Random kids toy adds
Random sports equipment
Random political ads
Gambling ads
+ Those you listed are what I get. I have don't use my data so I get bulge control underwear for both genders.

Purple gladiolas

Orange zinnia

I came outside to see these had opened this morning

Cheeto dick Cafe

Gladiolas

Redish pink zinnia

Crown vetch

Hedge bindweed

Some I grew and some I saw on adventures

I Made passive aggressive brownies earlier. Needed a stress relief

Just make it quick. This slow roll to the post apocalypse world is taking forever and too much anxiety

dear gods, humanity has failed. you may commence with the apocalypse now.

As someone who qualifies for it, we aren't able to afford to live. We can only survive

Toaster ovens are great for small batches and don't overheat my apartment. I only use my big oven when I can't use my toaster oven lol saves the gas bill too

I try to limit those requests to major food shopping trips. Lol I always have snacks thanks to stress baking too

I bribe people with gas money if I need a ride or my peer support person helps when I have those appointments. Technically there is medical transportation but the drivers are bad enough my Drs became concerned about heart attacks or a stroke due to anxiety

I didn't get 4g on my phone in my area until 3 years ago and there are a lot of dead zones

Naw no door dash. More like state Forest, mountains, and game lands a mile outside of town. No cabs no ride share 1 place that delivers anything in town but they always fuck up every order and are more expensive than fancier restaurants while food quality is bad

I wish I had food delivery! Bonus points if they get my order right, double bonus if it's worth whatever it costs. I hate living rural

The best description I have come up with is "it smells and tastes like no one gets paid enough to care"

I rarely eat fast food anymore. I stopped eating for a few years during diaper years and can't really stand it anymore. It smells terrible and causes horrible stomach pain. It's been about a decade maybe a decade and a half since I would eat it willingly or crave it