Crackzilla

Grab your popcorn kids, it’s the beginning of the end of the American Empire 🍿🥤

As if the Kaguya retcon wasn’t enough #naruto

MAKE BLUESKY MORE LIKE MYSPACE!! 🗣️🗣️

The problem with a TikTok substitute is that existing apps already have distinct cultures, it’s not the same vibe just switching to Reels or Shorts. This is why it took years to get a substitute for Vine, (TikTok). I fear we may not be complete again until 2030 😔

Between these two, Caesar is the Better Man.

Honestly, planet of the apes did it better. No offesnse.

As a Mexican national, the TikTok ban won’t affect my account. However, I almost exclusively follow US creators. And I can’t just switch to the UK if the best they got is Robbie fucking Williams!!

Unas quesadillas de queso Oaxaca 🤤🤤

Not the gov reversing the tik tok ban bc of Red Note! 💀💀

I’ve noticed this recently too! And I live in Mexico lol. For a lot of products it’s cheaper to buy 2 or more of the smaller quantities than the larger. It’s a shame because it leads to more waste bc more packaging but damn I thought I was crazy! Thanks for confirming!

Ahhh fuck are we upside down now?

Keep it down!! Real Gs move in silence like lasagna!

Well it’s the dream demon or the sleep deprivation shadow people, but you gotta choose one

Ahh a metaphor for Israel illegally possessing nukes without disclosing them and the US not doing anything about it. Clever! #FreePalestine

Furthermore, there’s only ONE (1) “the giant” and that’s Young the Giant!

Rookie mistake, it’s actually about Andre 3000

Funny how his best song is from the Cars 2 soundtrack

But the little red book is so wholesome ☺️

Gary hit em with the Aahhhhhhhhhhh

Kinda forgot this app existed but tik tok is probably dead soon so I back!

What we all got in Common when this shit is said and done, is a dead fucking roach and the city that we……
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This concept would simply shatter the Conservative’s mind

If any of the founding fathers were trans, it would be John Adams tbh

In this reality, the founding T girls would have served King George the cuntiest, most incontestable Olive Branch Petition. Granting US independence without the need for Revolutionary war.

Hell yeah, we get Gay City (SF), Vegas, and Cajun Town! Guadalupe Hidalgo may be redeemed! 😝

No better rest than an 8 hour maladaptive daydream sesh 😌

Crazy thought but just hear me out… what if we all collectively ignored health insurance providers? even the medical providers. Like they deny a procedure? Nope, u get it and they bill the insurance. They tell u to pay? IGNORED! …. Imagine!?! They’d be angwy like “GUYS CMON THIS IS SEWIOUS!”

a cartoon bee is standing on a stack of blue boxes ALT: a cartoon bee is standing on a stack of blue boxes

So anyway, ya like jazz?

We are but serfs to our Technofeudalist overlords!….. remind me again how we ended feudalism the last time around? 🤔

The cabinet is literally spot on!