david.

please don't put in the paper my wife is hot

one weird trick, judges hate it.

you don't have to put on blackface to get social media attention. you can simply develop mild depression, join a menswear forum, spend the next 15 years arguing about pants, and then weaponize the knowledge against your enemies on social media.

this would be a great resource!

the art of the dark/follow account is lost to history.

@mcuban.bsky.social hey start a magazine/news site.

I want Duffy to go through his threat to stop flights the week before thanksgiving.

Do it.

See how the public reacts to that.

I disagree with the last line- I think dems suffered bc he constantly acted like a road block for even the most minor of things. Making dems look ineffectual and like liars.

We can both decide its Schumer's fault for not being able to manage him properly

Your honor we saw the two options you gave us with clear deadlines and opted for a 3rd options with no deadlines.

Peter I am quickly realizing all those people who were like "They won't see it so don't make fun of them" were clearly fucking wrong.

realheads know Wallace Shawn as a playwright

I can't see AI generating that desktop. Its too cluttered but still readable to be AI.

even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

Do it you fucking cowards. Shut down the airlines during thanksgiving.

surprised the doj isn't trying to move venues bc there is no way anyone in dc convicts him

really makes you wonder whats in there that's worth sitting on

sure glad that district court panel decided that the guy in charge of ice operations in chicago didn't have to explain to a judge what he was doing.

People need to understand when hes not in chambers, hes too busy tracking the porn habits if his son to pay attention to news

Weird neither did trump.
So then who signed the paperwork

Every space x rocket is 100 mil+ in tax payer money literally going up in flames

they are paying you to tell them uncomfortable "truths" about other people

Wow a shocking thing! I wonder who this brave upstart trying to claim something not supported by data.

Oh.. well what are they suggesting

So this is just a pr statement pretending to be news

It sucks that everything is so bad wr can't enjoy Andrew cumuo getting humiliated over and over again

The reason people/teen vogue/wired can be honest and open with shit is that their corp leadership aren't friends with people in the admin, there is no social pressure to soft pedal things.

Stephen Miller isn't going to signal chat them being upset at a the wording of a headline.

this is real fucking weird. like, everyone else can see that right?

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween

Fan Duel, because it's fun and Chapter 13 isn't that bad™

TFW your current grift has run out of steam and you'd like to give the old hits a try

touche

Say it with me: unless someone ends up dead in the pool at the end, it is not a Gatsby party but just sparkling jazz age. Please throw more authentic Gatsby parties, the right.