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JD Vance finally found a woman who will dress as a couch for him.

01.11.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The NIST standards were not created for personal consumption. Honestly, thought we just did it to say we did it.

17.09.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She should be nick-named the hand job queen but the left isn't as fond of that tactic as the right.

16.09.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the most savage one yet!

16.09.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Totally not a cult moment.

14.09.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Riddle me this.

14.09.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taylor clearly choose better than Charlie Kirk and he needs to get over it.

28.08.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Protect the taco trucks on every corner!

25.08.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No badges and refusing to show their faves as LE is illegal so even with a legit warrant the people are within their rights to refuse.

22.08.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Opinion | I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump. But if he cannot stop Benjamin Netanyahu from annexing Gaza, I will have no choice but to vote for him again to send a message to Democrats.

07.08.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 723    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 6

Dostoevsky writes stories about young minds falling in and pulling themselves out of radicalized movements due to the suspect ability of narcissism. There could not be a better writer for this time and place. I write this as someone who believes Crime and Punishment amhelped shape me for the better.

12.07.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE Has Gall To Leave Raided Restaurant Negative Review SAN DIEGOβ€”Following a surprise restaurant raid Friday in which dozens of employees were taken into custody, witnesses reported that on top of everything else, the Immigration and Customs Enforcement a...

Theonion at its dark roots today.

theonion.com/ice-has-gall...

04.07.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The scary part of Trump's bill that deserves more attention and should not be ignored.

01.07.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Part of why I hate Meta, I was on when it was thefacebook and was disappointed years later when they had no customer service despite the owner being a billionaire.

29.06.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Political suicide for the Republican Party sounds like the best reason for it to pass.

28.06.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the bill is bigger than the procedural efforts around it and you are concentrating on the wrong thing. It just gets me that you seem to be attacking the gaurd rails instead of the menace, and that makes it harder to push back against the threat.

28.06.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dumbest take ever. Republicans back this bill, Democrats don't. You want to beat it take the fight to the Republican Party.

28.06.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why not call Republicans on it?

28.06.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No one knows, but they are a Tennessee based news organization critical of the administration.

28.06.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tennessee Holler is getting some attention for being banned from Threads so I am hoping we can Streisand effect this and bring more attention to them here.

28.06.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably more effective than canvassing!

28.06.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Come on, what Christian believes in biblical Jesus these days?

21.06.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE wants to expand detention capacity in California. This new facility will be the largest in the state CoreCivic has reached an agreement with ICE to convert its California City facility into federal immigrant detention.

Gov. Newsom signed a ban on private for-profit prisons. Now ICE is renewing the contracts.

www.latimes.com/california/s...

20.06.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So old it is called a TACO and even Wallstreet is getting sick of it. This administration has a shelf life to it.

19.06.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump: Unconditional surrender now!

Iran: No

Trump: Give me two weeks to think.

19.06.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually pretty impressed, did not expect yes to be so low. Bet one week of FoxNews though will bump those numbers up.

18.06.2025 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Named to get extra sales from people who thought they were buying the Stephen King classic.

29.05.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mike Luckovich always gives me the feels.

21.05.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, she is an El Salvadoran woman according to several of these articles who was arrested in El Salvador, she was representing people who were deported which is why the language is confusing.

19.05.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I believe this is a lawyer being arrested in her own country, not being deported herself. Still a frightening reminder of how nasty authoritarianism is and how hard it is to remove once it has taken hold.

19.05.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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