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This is how the PTA works too.

Show up.

Stop book bans in their tracks. Get kids food, books, and art.

07.12.2025 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

matt's also just a fuckin GOAT and played the best goddamned shaggy anyone EVER will play

dude absolutely rips

07.12.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
The Port

The Port

The Port https://www.wikiart.org/en/joan-miro/not_detected_227985

07.12.2025 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sleeping with my wife due to the male loneliness epidemic

07.12.2025 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have 170 mutuals with this ghoul

07.12.2025 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

This is horrific and exactly what those of us in Black studies, gender studies, women’s studies have been warning our colleagues in the sciences about. Their seeming neutrality will not save them.

07.12.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 283    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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On day of Kristi Noem visit to Chicago, federal immigration agents use tear gas on Elgin crowd Federal immigration agents deployed tear gas and pepper spray Saturday on a crowd that gathered to protest a prolonged arrest in a northwest Chicago suburb, angering neighbors who said it’s β€œuncall…

Lawless thugs.

β€œWhile driving away, agents hurled pepper spray and flash-bang grenades into the crowd. One agent told community members, β€œBack up or gas will be deployed,” seconds before he threw a canister, a video shows.”

www.chicagotribune.com/2025/12/06/i...

07.12.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

Dunno what you all are talking about, i fucking love corporate mergers

07.12.2025 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Administration appears to be operationalizing NSPM-7. Bondi compiling list of β€˜domestic terrorists’ : opposition to law, immigration enforcement; extreme views in favor of mass migration and open borders; radical gender ideology,” anti-Americanism,” β€œanti-capitalism,” and β€œanti-Christianity.”

07.12.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Ezra Klein even like "well we can agree 'birth tourism' is a problem," and no, I cannot. My group texts are about sports and kids.

06.12.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 852    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 18

Encouraging you to use my posts to teach your English students about structure

07.12.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Used to be in professional wrestling they'd sometimes just outright murder a guy for profit. Or I could be mixing up wrestling with being a hitman, on account of there used to be a wrestler of such a name.

07.12.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Robot" is short for Robotholomew

05.12.2024 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Robocop is a movie about how robot cops would be bad and we should only have human cops killing people

05.12.2024 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bovino and his ICE goons were not welcome and were locked out of the gas station.

07.12.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1827    πŸ” 661    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 62

The anti-intellectualism modern art haters who criticized abstract paintings like Rothko as β€œanyone can do that” are now malignant AI β€˜Artists’ who praise AI because β€œanyone can do it”

07.12.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I Am Trying To Break Your Heart Battery

07.12.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saturnalia was originally a pagan holiday celebrating the release of the Sega Saturn

01.11.2024 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 280    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

i dont want ai to do my dishes i want life to not be such a relentless meat grinder that dishes feel like a burden

07.12.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 494    πŸ” 137    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
Rapid Response 47 v
@RapidResponse47
WHITE HOUSE
Why did you marry your brother?
X.com
Ilhan Omar
@IlhanMN β€’4d
His obsession with me is creepy. I hope he gets the help he desperately needs.

Rapid Response 47 v @RapidResponse47 WHITE HOUSE Why did you marry your brother? X.com Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN β€’4d His obsession with me is creepy. I hope he gets the help he desperately needs.

posting this kind of blatantly racist shit to a government channel should trigger trials with penalties of capital punishment. i’m not joking or exaggerating.

06.12.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 785    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

If you think about it, every article of clothing you might wear has at least one hole in it somewhere. Junji Ito-ass apparel.

07.12.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People need to boycott this show and not just half ass. Shame everyone who plans on watching it. This isn't about Eurovision, it's about Israel getting away with committing genocide because THERE ARE NEVER ANY CONSEQUENCES. They should be untouchable by now. Everybody needs to walk the fucking walk.

05.12.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3915    πŸ” 2148    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 11
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'I was so scared' | Louisville 10-year-old says ICE agents took father on the way to school Wednesday's drive to school started like any other for Julieta Carmona Garcia.

Louisville ignored an enacted ordinance and was the only city in the country to capitulate to Trump administration demands, all for the stated purpose of avoiding ICE excesses. It doesn’t appear to be working. www.wdrb.com/news/i-was-s... www.wdrb.com/news/i-was-s...

05.12.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

This morning, Israel murdered a 70-year old woman named Yahma Yassin and her son Said as they were on their way to the doctor.

06.12.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison

06.12.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3881    πŸ” 961    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 48

Fuck vote blue no matter who. If all this madness isn't enough to get the Democrats to field a candidate who can support trans rights and be against genocide they're telling me they don't want my vote and I'm happy to oblige.

I'm not voting for a more polite Trump. Full stop.

07.12.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 749    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 162    πŸ“Œ 16
toronto today article screenshot. headline: Protesters removed by police for disruption outside landlord award show. subhead: One anti-Bill 60 protester called the award show the 'landlord Oscars' and wanted attendees to feel 'the discomfort that tenants across the city ... are feeling on a daily basis'

toronto today article screenshot. headline: Protesters removed by police for disruption outside landlord award show. subhead: One anti-Bill 60 protester called the award show the 'landlord Oscars' and wanted attendees to feel 'the discomfort that tenants across the city ... are feeling on a daily basis'

staring into the middle distance and imagining what one would wear to the β€œlandlord Oscars”

05.12.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 337    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 13
Hi Sam,

Hi Sam,

Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca

06.12.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2410    πŸ” 408    πŸ’¬ 221    πŸ“Œ 331
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01.12.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Uh oh, the treaty with the Cardassians has been finalized, leaving some colonies on the wrong side of the border and setting the stage for two subsequent Star Trek series

06.12.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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