Stitch

Dumbass

You ever had tacos that were amazing, but they charged way too much for and didn’t provide enough of them?

Anyway, that’s my dinner tonight and somehow a good parallel to my dating life.

Eh

You can pry BlueSky from my cold, dead, meme making, shit posting hands!

I’ve basically given up on this app. It’s nothing but complaining about social issues without any action from the complainers. Show me the dog photos and dumb jokes to keep me around. Until then, ✌️

Hey @bsky.app we need a disable repost function soon. While I enjoy the things my friends put out in the world, some of them can’t help by repost every stupid thing that crosses their feed.

this is the fucking funniest thing i've ever read in my life

WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET

the twitter clones will continue until morale improves

welcome to all new bluesky users. please keep in mind that it is still in beta. there are many features still missing, so please be patient. for example, you may notice that this app loads posts and then shows them to you, instead of not doing that for some reason.

I’m afraid to say I’m responsible for that DM terrorist being on this site, I gave him the invite code.

Nope I know exactly what I’m working with

It’s called facts good sir! I seent it!

Delusional. That’s what you are. And a DM terrorist. Thank god they don’t have that here yet.

I’ve been asked to give a presentation about online safety to a kids STEM program.

So basically a bunch of 10-12 year olds are going to learn new curse words!

I’ve been asked to give a presentation about online safety to a kids STEM program. So basically a bunch of 10-12 year olds are going to learn new curse words 😬

Bold if true

Power went out

👁️👄👁️

You’re fine.

how are you going to name your magazine after one of the top oceans and then publish this

Okay, so I tried smoking some salmon but It’s incredibly hard to roll in a blunt and I’m not high at all

You know why!

You don’t need DMs. In fact I’m going explicitly ask the developers to ban you from having DMs if they ever do implement them.

police officer: do you know why I pulled you over

me: (adjusting my apple goggles to see if the pedestrian lying on the hood of my self driving tesla is real or an illusion) give me a second

Formal request for timed mutes like Tweetbot had. One hour, eight hours, one day, one week, and one month.

Here’s a photo of my friend’s dog as payment for the request. Thanks!

Guam today

Guam morning after Mawar