@caytonholland.bsky.social
A simple man, delighted by birds.
aw thanks for sharing buddy!
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December's Substack is out and lighting up the airwaves! Give it a read! open.substack.com/pub/adamcayt...
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TICKETS FLYING FOR TONIGHT'S HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS GRAWLIX. KILLER LINEUP AND A SECRET SPECIAL GUEST. GET TIX NOW BEFORE THEY'RE GONE!!!
thegrawlix.ticketsauce.com/e/grawlix1125
If Gronk joins ICE will he finally get USAA health insurance?
27.11.2025 20:06 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Grateful for all the pre-programmed Thanksgiving e-mails from corporations.
27.11.2025 17:15 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shaggy Dragged Four City Blocks Beneath Bronx Zoo Float.
27.11.2025 16:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0grathias!
23.11.2025 20:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0great seeing ya, bud.
23.11.2025 20:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A night with the legend @caytonholland.bsky.social
23.11.2025 02:05 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 3 π 1I had this pair of corduroy pants with a draw string, super comfy, and I just didn't really care for them. So they just hung in the lost.
THEN, a switch flipped, and now I'm absolutely mad for them! I wear them all the time, and I don't even know what changed!
Life, man. It really comes at ya.
Dave, this is the pick-me-up I needed this morning. A tale of tragedy and triumph. A tale of naked humanity, of meeting your maladies head on, and persevering. LONG LIVE DARN GOOD SOUP. Hope I get to Bloomington again soon to sample the new recipes.
20.11.2025 15:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A man who calls women piggies and brags about grabbing them by the pussy would never abuse underage ones with his buddy he emails all the time.
19.11.2025 23:22 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Went to a parent-teacher conference for one kid, then sprinted out of there to pick up the other kid for a dentist appointment. Two filled cavities later, I'm printing out forms for a kid's passport renewal appointment tomorrow, 8:30 a.m., sharp.
You even dad, bruh?
Denver Town - this show is next Saturday, 11/22, and tickets are flying.
This show is going to rule.
Get tickets now before they vanish into thin air, like a lone Canada goose, honking mournfully behind the clouds.
dice.fm/event/oer3b5...
Today, in St. Louis, an old Lyft driver in a Cardinals jacket and hat picked me up. We talked baseball and he got so excited telling me about Bob Gibson he missed a turn. Homeboy whipped a U-turn across three lanes, said, "more than one way to skin a cat, jack!" then gave me a high five.
5 stars.
Feels like a really good night to watch, "20 Years In Comedy and All I Got Was This Lousy Special."
Just sayin'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaEV...
From Slaveholders to Pedophiles: Welcome to the Hall of American Presidents!
14.11.2025 19:44 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0St. Louis! Listen to my buddy Ben Hochman! He knew the Rockies were garbage before anyone! See you tomorrow!
12.11.2025 21:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Free meter parking?!?!
Thanks for killing all those Nazis, grandpa!
Had a benign lipoma removed yesterday. Otherwise known as a fatty tumor. I've officially reached the old dog part of life.
11.11.2025 16:14 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not trying to flex but I ate soup twice today. Ole Johnny Two Soups over here.
07.11.2025 03:00 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Zohran Mamdani went to Bowdoin. I got into Bowdoin, but chose to go to Wesleyan, because it seemed like a better fit for me, and not for nothing it was ranked higher than Bowdoin at the time.
The point is I could be mayor of New York City.
I voted for a tax hike to make school meals free for all kids because it's the right thing to do, and because my son has been sneaking me churros in his backpack.
05.11.2025 17:03 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Say what you will about Dick Cheney, but he was an absolute smoke-show all the way to the end.
04.11.2025 15:57 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Really proud of the monthly essays I'm writing on my Substack. If you're a fan of my writing, think you'll really like these. Check it out. Subscribe. And for god's sake, tell someone in Connecticut.
adamcaytonholland.substack.com/p/grown-ups-...
Another Halloween come and gone, the city sidewalks a river of discarded Almond Joys.
01.11.2025 20:29 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Pressed the Peacock app instead of the Peloton app and now it's three years later and I weigh 750lbs.
29.10.2025 17:58 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Love it when the Dodgers are in the World Series because you get to see all the celebrities enjoying their first baseball game!
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28.10.2025 15:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
New Grawlix Sketch just dropped.
Featuring Ben Roy, Andrew Orvedahl ,and Rory Scovel!
Give it a spin, and share!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtvE...
