normie hermaphrodite

need this

i think about breaking my jaw and nose or shattering all of my teeth a lot. it’s a sick obsession that no one should have, but it entertains me!

that’s very cool!

pubby

i was called to cover a shift for someone and only got to eat a grilled cheese sandwich and large iced chai latte so i’m starving

normie hermaphrodite dinner
- garbanzo beans with beyond steak and arugula salad with trader joe’s vegan caesar dressing
- normie hermaphrodite “enjoying” a banana
- white grapes, snickerdoodle cookies and nitro takis
- pumpkin spice tea with cinnamon

congrats! what are you studying?

happens to the worst of us :(

Sycophant Suckerpunch Prolaps · Pure Mud Volume 7 · Song · 2020

i’ve been so into the music of prolaps lately. this is what modern breakcore should be.

open.spotify.com/track/13Wyu3...

okay, we’re back! i had to remake the document but my responses are better this time so I don’t mind.

accidentally had my windows surface too close to my space heater and it overheated in the middle of an assignment that i didn’t save…i hope word remembered to autosave it lol

while riding the train earlier today, i went through the west end station and saw a live film set with lights and foil and a crew. the actor was dressed like an old lady. wonder what that’s for!

the only thing i dislike about my endocrinology clinic is that it’s primarily old people here so i get stares for having piercings and being under the age of 40. and also i’m the only black person present usually, lol

my bush and pits make up for what hair i’m lacking on my face and head

Whip It

this song is so crazy, i miss this era of pop and hip hop so much

open.spotify.com/track/4JbBFf...

yeah twitter saw it first so what

read it and weep, dipshit!

you can come over to my house and not take off your shoes and pour a big glass of juice. i lead a life of abundance and recklessness because i will fix everything again, in time

i need to see reverend kristin haytor/lingua ignota live asap

hannah needs to make tea blends and hummus forever, i lover her

friendship crafting and hanging out + fuzzy the cat!

my main goal is to make enough money to comfortably buy fetish gear that i only use for adding flair to everyday outfits. imagine how great i’d look in a gimp mask with my leather jacket and doc martens!

i think i’m maybe not part of the issue because i just go ‘oooh have you seen them live? i have/haven’t yet’ to keep the ball rolling because im truly curious

i’ve never cut my toenails in a normal way before, i done shaved down a good 25% of my big toenail !!!

handsome devil

visited family at the hospital and kind of served a fit in my $38 thrifted leather jacket + $40 vintage docs

i’m going to be the first non ethical monogamous person

#sponsored i love epsom salt so much. also those icy hot balms

ouch :( hope you’re feeling better

this is what it’s like to be me