Davis J

Forgot it was a holiday and scheduled a tire repair at Costco today at noon.. I’m dreading it

Glad you had such a good weekend!

Presidents Day is coming up and the grim reaper could do the funniest thing.

Love getting the flu right when the weather warms up and I can’t enjoy it…

Woohoo! Welcome back!

Well

All I have to say for new years is that 2025 can choke

Keeping up my annual holiday tradition of drinking more than I planned to at the holiday themed bar

I’m either going to have an insane online crash out over the next few weeks/months or I’m going to fully disappear from all social media. Can’t wait to see which one

Happy December 1st! Today is #WorldAIDSDay and a great reminder that undetectable = untransmittable. Knowing and discussing your status with your partners is sexy.

Please come take them! There are so many and I shouldn’t be left alone with them

The Pillsbury Dough Boy float at the Macy's Parade

He is risen

Not celebrating Thanksgiving until this weekend but I still made pumpkin cheesecake bars as a treat 🤩

A four-panel meme from the animated show King of the Hill. In the first panel, John Redcorn, an indigenous man, responds “Yes?” while looking at a blond boy Bobby Hill in a classroom. In the second panel, Bobby looks confused and asks, “Are you sure it’s the white man who did all that stuff?” The third panel shows Bobby gesturing toward himself and saying, “Because I come from white people,” and the fourth panel continues with him saying, “and this is the first I’m hearing of it.”

Happy Thanksgiving

Good morning from the FedEx print shop playing Elevator Eyes by Tove Lo very loudly at 8am in conservative South Carolina. What a way to start the day

Delta adding cheezits to their snack line up has made air travel so much better

Three of the strongest espresso martini’s I’ve ever had on a night where I really needed a good night’s sleep was a choice

Every time her face flashes on the screen at the airport I jump

It’s been a hellish last few weeks so porch hangs and wine are a must this weekend

Forgot my headphones but the gym playlist is really hitting for the first time ever so that’s a win

Had a rough eye flight home and now I’m home in bed but can’t sleep. If you see me at pride this weekend give me a coffee and a kiss pls

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Of course we got the biggest pumpkin at the pumpkin patch. Also look how cute my husband is

Another insane work trip but I felt cute this morning in my hotel. Shout to this Nashville Hampton Inn for a really weird stay.

Didn’t love the reminder that summer is ending but this makes up for it 🥵

Just barely 🥲

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Oh thank you 😘

Grabbed some under eye patches to put on during my flight which is already cringe to me. Didn’t know they were gold so now I’m just plain embarrassed. Beauty is pain

A matchstick lamp made of three wooden red tipped matches sitting on a cabinet.

Mirror selfie in IKEA with cute Halloween decor on the mirror

Lamp acquired. I’m obsessed