Matt Cobos

It’s gotta be so crazy to get on a train in NYC and 𝐧𝐨𝐭 see the subway takes guy

There was a long beep today at the Hogan residence. He wasn’t hooked up to a heart monitor, he was just saying the n word one last time

If only all those pops were because a billionaire was around #4thofjuly

Anytime there’s a shit head comic in a scene, the resolve is to tell them to go to Austin. It’s the detention center for shit head comics

If there’s a problem with one of the bros in your bro group, you can’t just kick him out, he has the right to dude process

“Do you watch Kill Tony?”

No, I did open mics for 8 years, I don’t need to watch one online

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Me drunk coming home to a frozen dinner:

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I notice he didn’t put tariffs on Russian mail order brides 👀

I don’t wanna brag but I can also blackout not economically

I’ve been doing an economic blackout since 1985 💪

Matt Cobos | Live in Denver Comedy Works welcomes Matt Cobos February 20, 23 and April 27 2025!

Headlining Comedy Works Downtown tomorrow! Come see me before DOGE takes half my jokes and 2 of my openers!

Sun 2/23 at 7 PM

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If they were trying to do an accurate remake of The Crow they would’ve had Alex Baldwin on set

Now that Kendrick blasted Drake at the Super Bowl I hear Drake is gonna fire back at the Kids Choice Awards

🤞air force one🤞

Guys he didn’t mean anything by it, he just waves like that because he’s racist

One of the best parts about standup comedy is reading people explaining the jokes to each other in the comments

If I played basketball and I made a 3, id show all three of my nipples

Oh fuck that was supposed to go on X, my bad

Just nutted

I will be accepting awards for this post immediately 🏆

A cpap machine but on your ass for farts. Is that anything?

You know who the biggest alpha is? *turns hat and chair backwards* Jesus Christ

I think I speak for all men when I say “my name is matt”