Susan Katherine Barbara Leslie

This book I’m reading is just macro shots of different flowers but it’s making me cry, which hasn’t happened since I’ve been on my current meds.

And THATS what we do on Thursday nights

Holy fucking shit I broke my spine to take this photo, and there wasn’t even anyone to rest a champagne bottle on my ass for ad revenue.

Eggplant bangs, it’s official

It was 14.75 hours, but honestly it was still nice

what if I did a red wig but like, with violet undertones instead of just primary? Trying to show the judges versatility this week

She may have had a depressive episode, but this fresh wig proves I’m at least out of it for the next 48-72 hours.

Blah blah blah old people know stuff
(I’m so grateful for this woman and performer)
#drag #legends

This is going to be my main stomping ground now, I’m done with the oligarchy that runs every other platform people use. Fewer followers, sure. But better people.

being a faggot is the greatest joy of my life

Penis is like fine wine: I want some

I don’t like behind the scenes photos, but here’s a before and after I guess??
#drag #dragqueen

IBS attacks lead to the most inspired poses

Alternate option is Elizabeth Diarrhea

Do I change my drag name to Betty Poop?

My passion? Making major changes to a number that I 1: have barely learned, and 2: am performing for the first time in 12 hours

Hosting my first show tomorrow, and I

Can someone tell me why NOBODY SELLS BLUE FUCKING EYESHADOW ANYMORE??? It’s literally my whole gig and I feel so unseen by the beauty industry

My man: *blinks*
Me, in the next room:

Feat. @morahreign.bsky.social and some bitches not on here

Nebulous, in constant motion, and incredibly dense.

It was a lovely night, this one.

Hosting a show for the first time next week, the vibes I’m expecting:

Manual labor is not for a queen. Unless that’s what you call handjobs.

For my new followers I want to give you an idea as to what it’s like following me:

a drag queen says onwards and upwards sisters while sitting in a chair ALT: a drag queen says onwards and upwards sisters while sitting in a chair

Saying bye to your coworkers after doing nothing all day

Bartending is essentially the same interactions as working tables at a drag brunch- make ‘em laugh and leave before they can ask for more water

Best name for fans I’ve ever heard. Or smelt

20 followers… 5 for each nipple :)

bye!

One mortician says "the kid's new to the mortician business, but he seems enthusiastic. Hey! how's that make-up coming?" The trainee mortician presents his work and the face he's put on the corpse resembles Trixie Mattel's makeup. He says "voilà it's Trixie Mattel!" The first mortician says "uh... I think the mourners may want something more... subtle." The trainee moritician gets back to work saying "right, right. Gotrcha chief." He presents them with the redone makeup and says "Voilà. It's Katya!" The experienced morticians look annoyed.