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Muad’Matty

@mattlowe.bsky.social

Equal Opportunity Hater

159 Followers  |  385 Following  |  136 Posts  |  Joined: 05.09.2023
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clown shit

23.02.2026 03:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lmao wtf is this match

23.02.2026 03:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Olympic Dual Moguls Skiing is so metal

16.02.2026 06:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Picture of central Pontevedra, Spain from the air

Picture of central Pontevedra, Spain from the air

“It's not my duty as Mayor to make sure you have a parking spot. For me it's the same as if you bought a cow, or a refrigerator, and then asked me where you're going to put them.” — Mayor of Pontevedra, Spain (re-elected 6 times)

04.02.2026 04:47 — 👍 900    🔁 252    💬 12    📌 25

Hard to win when Nike dresses you in literal puke colors

24.01.2026 03:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This isn't new. I felt the same way in 2022 with Decision to Leave. The academy just hates Park.

23.01.2026 00:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Academy hates Koreans

22.01.2026 18:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No Other Choice shut out. I'm going to airstrike The Oscars.

22.01.2026 17:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you want me to love you, you need to be a Criterion 4K

21.01.2026 23:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dumped twice in three days.

21.01.2026 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every Brock Purdy dropback looks like a scene from 28 Years Later

18.01.2026 03:41 — 👍 1722    🔁 116    💬 61    📌 15

The best Christmas gift I could ever receive. Dude at the SIFF Uptown urinals told me my fit goes crazy.

24.12.2025 23:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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no longer "not a car guy" 🥲

23.12.2025 20:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty tired of people not conforming to my every expectation. Maybe I should viciously lash out?

23.12.2025 17:02 — 👍 181    🔁 11    💬 7    📌 1

Finally giving Geese another listen and it's just repackaged Clap Your Hands Say Yeah and Wolf Parade from the early aughts? The internet obsession is undeniably performative sorry not sorry.

23.12.2025 19:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hungover at the DMZ

06.11.2025 01:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Telling everyone I’m going to Korea just to see No Other Choice a month before anyone else.

21.10.2025 03:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

u shouldn't be allowed to pull ur starter if he hasn't given up any runs

11.10.2025 01:39 — 👍 29    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 1

We love a white woman who says Mahalo on the mainland

03.10.2025 16:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

inshallah may amanda anisimova win the us open

05.09.2025 04:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

im in my rafa era. cut offs, capris, and picking my butt.

05.09.2025 03:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The problem with the US Open is everyone is rich and hot

04.09.2025 01:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shout out all my long haired short shorts hoopers putting up Js at the Cal Anderson court. Absolutely hideous strokes but they make it rain.

30.08.2025 21:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

when are we as a society going to accept camo hats are over

30.08.2025 18:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

an all-city scavenger hunt is actually so cool

23.08.2025 16:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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the haters out hating on my hating

20.08.2025 03:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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keep your parents off social media, y'all

20.08.2025 01:37 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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make this man president of the world

19.08.2025 05:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lmao my YL kids are getting married what the hell

17.08.2025 18:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That was so bad

17.08.2025 04:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0