Nathan O'Hagan

Lovely to see Tom Davies back at the club.

Yep. £7.99 here. I know they have to maximise but they could have made a friendly free or at least reduced for + members.

Just been sent this via the darkside, in response to the pricing board going around. A match day experience needs to be affordable for ALL budgets and not pricing Evertonians out. I have been clear with the club when I have discussed it, hopefully its listened to.

This is not the way to deal with premature male pattern baldness.

All quiet on the Dibling front then..which is quite apt as he resembles a young Tommy just an evening's bombardment away from shell shock.

Shoving cameras in the faces of men facing constant hostility, then acting all affronted when they tell you to get fucked. Just get a real job, man.

Only really became aware of him when mum sent me the clip of him talking to my cousin, clearly relapsing and in a mental health episode. Before had only seen him doing anti-bullying type vids with his brother so hadn't realised what an exploitative shit he was. Now palling up with far right blerts.

Delighted to hear that. Horrible exploitative prick, filming people often at their most vulnerable and acting like he's their mate. Has done it a couple of times to my cousin who's been in a bad way for years.

Hearing some very strong rumours about Per Koldrup and Stefan Rehn being in negotiations to play the full 90, thereby doubling the amount of time they each spent on the pitch for Everton.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.

Presumably that's a bottle of his own piss he's drinking.

For any major purchase, be it a car, a house or a player, you have to know the limit of your finances. If you go beyond that then you're being a mug. I want Dibling signed as much as the next man, but if they're pushing us beyond what we've set as our budget, we have to walk away.

A lot of this goes for Dewsbury-Hall too. Finch Farm is gonna be looking a Young Conservatives summer barbecue at this rate.

With what we've currently got and assuming we get KDH, I'd prefer a 3 with Garner as the 6, KDH and Gana/Tim as the 8s. Dibling(?) and Ndaiye wide. Not convinced Alcaraz forces his was into the first 11 yet, especially not as a deep midfielder. If playing a double pivot, Garner and Gana.

I remember thinking he was gonna be a natural successor to Gareth Barry but he was utter garbage in every way. A CM choosing the number 2 shirt was an early red flag.

“They give you five Q’s and only two U’s. What a world.”

Christ, an hour a month!

If we can all manage, for at least one hour of one day in every week, to have as much fun as Jerry Harrison appears to be having in the Wild Wild Life video, then we might all just about be okay in the end.

Looks like yer man off Coast just before he started reading all those conspiracy theory blogs.

It usually works as a lesson and gives them more of an understanding. Depends on the group of kids i suppose but as they get older they tend to understand more what a demanding role it is and are grateful if there's any player who's willing/wants to do it.

That's a good system too.

Even the threat of it might shut a few of them up. Its long been a bug bear of mine as a grassroots youth coach.

When an outfield player has criticised a keeper, I've often put them in goal for a half to show them how difficult a role it is.

Everton's recruitment team...

Beef ones, according to my more uncouth contemporaries.

Ha. Haven't heard fanny head since it was repeatedly yelled at me during the early 90s at school.

No idea how accurate that is, just read it somewhere. If its a package rising to 35m with add ons I think its reasonable for a player with some PL experience and a potentially very high ceiling but then you look at Fellows who's supposedly about 9m it does seem a lot.