"Meet the new boss.
Same as the old boss."

sigh

my 29 yr old son does most of our cooking. he recently decided we should go meatless monday.

i'm okay with it, but. today is the day after the time travel, and I'm just like no. Give me a giant cheese burger and not the lovely carrot ginger soup thingie you're making.

heaviness of soul indeed

Fuck Yes Marisa. Kick ass. You're not just a blogger. You did all the work, all the effort. Amazing. Wondering if you will hear back. The downside to this is the second you have something in your hot little hands - fucking report it. Don't breathe, don't wait. do it. Glad you got it pubbed at 4:59.

let's remind each other next year.

i'm actually ok with the one in the fall. it's this spring bastard that kills me

i would appreciate some manic this morning. I have a lot to do and am staring into space... cannot seem to snap out of this.

happens every year. i should just learn to take the day after spring forward off.

Come on please!

this and the comments brought me great joy this morning!

welcome to my annual daylight saving switch "hangover" where all day yesterday was messy, and this first Monday after the change finds me unable to wake up and be alert and alive.

time travel kind of sucks.

One thing I'll never ever forget is how "Spring Forward" would fuck my son up so bad when he was younger. From birth. pacing the house, confused, exhausted. Neurodivergent struggles were super for real with Geoff.

But hey, he's 29 and .... cool about it now?
(I'm still not, though. oof).

we had my best friend's rehearsal dinner after party at Rogue in Astoria OR. One of the best parties I've ever thrown. It was such a fun space, everyone was so kind, quality establishment filled with joy.

I'll remember it forever. Sad to see this go.

What Happan.

sometimes when i'm in a meeting, someone says something i disagree with, I hear @griffinmcelroy.bsky.social at top volume yelling "Uh, YEAH TRAV! I’M GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM YOU IDIOT!"

and i feel much better inside (also, the same blastoise is another thing I yell in my head).

tbh i'm super surprised he didn't just put Marco in charge because he seems to put Marco in charge of everything that needs a new leader/manager

for someone he summarily dismissed and mocked in the campaign he sure relies on that guy. go figure.

none of this sounds like place of compassion for either Daryl or Carolyn. None of it.

thank you for the link to this.

cannot wait! And thanks for naming it this because it sent me down a rabbit hole of learning about a phrase i'd never once heard in my life! love it!

shrugs shoulders "yeah, whatever maybe. I dunno."

jfc this guy.

Once again, McSweeney's hits the nail on the head. The finest "satire" that cuts a little too close to our national and communal bone.

Chef's kiss.

the fact that he announces some new office/program/thing & she's gonna be part of it before it even exists is hilarious to me.

Almost like he's making it up as he goes along.

I've only been fired from a job ONCE but was never given another job in the organization. You get fired you GTFO, right?

Trump fires Kristi Noem as DHS chief, names Sen. Markwayne Mullin to replace her President Trump has fired his homeland security secretary, Kristi Noem, and said Markwayne Mullin, a senator from Oklahoma, would replace her.

Noem "will be moving to be Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere we are announcing on Saturday in Doral, Florida"

Is this the definition of "failing upward?"

www.npr.org/2026/03/05/n...

who woulda thunk it, eh? airplace closures. Doh. Didn't see that possibility.

Trump expresses doubts over exiled Iranian crown prince Reza Pahlavi Trump has so far not identified who he believes might lead Iran after the death of its supreme leader.

Trump "expresses doubts" about him, so ... I'm probably right.
www.bbc.com/news/article...

Let's do this. This is the best plan. Maybe.

YouTube video by Horrible Histories Charles ll: The King of Bling Song 🎶 | Slimy Stuarts | Horrible Histories

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZhO...

Everyone should watch The King Who Brought Back Partying from Horrible Histories.

the King of Bling, indeed.

I saw an interview with the exiled Prince of Iran and ... I mean.... why not?

would this be like the Restoration of the Monarchy when Charles II came back & he restored holidays, & fun, & dancing, & theater after no-fun Cromwell and his ilk were ousted?

Thoughts?
Pondering on a rainy afternoon

which is why in new england people say "yous guys"

I married a pittsburgher, and now I use "yinz" all the time. Trying to make yinz happen like people have made y'all happen.

I truly love how you get dragged into things all the time.

WATCH: WBZ NewsRadio's Matt Shearer Meets A Mass. BORT License Plate Owner | WBZ NewsRadio 1030 WBZ NewsRadio's Matt Shearer chatted with the owner of a Massachusetts BORT license plate, and she explained the trials that come with having a classic Simpsons joke attached to her car at all times.

Everyone needs to watch this video of these Massachusetts folks suffering for their BORT plate.

wbznewsradio.iheart.com/content/watc...

Also, Reporter Matt is one of the best people in Boston. I love his videos.

Amy sent me one when I ordered a necklace. She sent this as an extra wee lovely gift. I freaking love it.

You should buy this for you/ a significant other /a teacher / your neighbor / someone you know going above and beyond in this world.

Treat yo self or yo friends.
Etsy in her original post.

I'm sorry. the world is on fire, everyone is dying, things are blowing up and I'm mad about possessive apostrophe usage.

i'm in a rough spot tonight. not joking. this all sucks.

sigh.

I always laugh at Yo-Yos who don't know that a possessive apostrophe (yo-yo's) means one yo-yo, not multiple yo-yos.

So I laugh at that guy. super hard.