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watcher of horror movies, player of video games, lover of men, committer of felony plant neglect. owls are cats. Ruben Martinez. Keith Porter. Renee Good. Alex Pretti. In life and death, they will regret betraying you.

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men can shoot guns. women can play the grand piano. is one of the funnier acts of gender in resident evil 1

05.03.2026 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 277    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1

The four students who used slurs in this group chat:

William Bejerano
Dariel Gonzalez
Ian Valdes
Abel Carvajal

Only in the United States could you have a bunch of non-white people be white supremacists and Nazis. What a stupid place.

05.03.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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This was mostly unprompted and entirely accidental after it realized it had made a bad analysis (or something like it, I can’t quite remember)

04.03.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 207    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 40

see i dont even mind solo tanking in 6v6 and just generally playing stupid comps its the audacity of this comment that struck me

05.03.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"all yall wanna vote kr but nobody wanna tank" - third dps

05.03.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Average Bluesky staff meeting

05.03.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1661    πŸ” 551    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

one of the many reasons i have contempt for religion is that it enables people to forgive themselves for things they frankly should not be able to forgive themselves for

05.03.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Infamous but recently reclaimed image of fan art of Thomas Jefferson as a modern trans mac person of color wearing a hatsune miku binder and a shirt that says "I met god. She's black"

Infamous but recently reclaimed image of fan art of Thomas Jefferson as a modern trans mac person of color wearing a hatsune miku binder and a shirt that says "I met god. She's black"

I would vote for this guy over Gavin Newsom for basically any position I can think of

05.03.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 260    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]

Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

04.03.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8552    πŸ” 4185    πŸ’¬ 958    πŸ“Œ 1501

like i said im glad i dont live there

04.03.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

look i hate being carded for my blackness when i weigh in on black issues which is why i don't do it to others, but genuinely some of these takes i've seen re: the texas primary have weirded me the fuck out like something crazy

04.03.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Right, but did you remember to actually make it funny?

04.03.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 226    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 13

60. Makan Nasiri, 12 years old

61. Esra Farahi-Zadeh, young girl, age unknown

May those that allowed this and enabled it never know peace. May we never forgive ourselves until this can never happen again.

04.03.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

53. Mohammadian Bahrami, 17 years old

54. Ali-Akbar Karyani Pak, eight years old

55. Hananeh Mehdikhah, seven years old

56. Fereshteh Sangarzadeh, 44 years old

57. Mohammad-Ali Karyani Pak, seven years old

58. Parsa Mokhtari-nasab, 12 years old

59. Arina Arab-Kish, eight years old

04.03.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

45. Mohammad Shah-dousti, eight years old

46. Reza Barani, seven years old

47. Athena Ahmadzadeh, 10 years old

48. Khadijeh Darvishi, nine years old

49. Roqayyeh Karimi, 42 years old

50. Reza Ranjbar, six years old

51. Marzieh Bashiri-far, 38 years old

52. Mohammad-Mehdi Chegini 10 years old

04.03.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

38. Athareh Zarei, 10 years old

39. Alireza Zarei, nine years old

40. Mohammadreza Shahsavari, eight years old

41. Samira Basarde, 38 years old

42. Ehsan Saleminia, six years old

43. Fatemeh Zahra Karimi, seven years old

44. Zeynab Bahrami, 10 years old

04.03.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

31. Zoha Pasand, eight years old

32. Esra Zakeri, nine years old

33. Salma Zakeri, six years old

34. Fatemeh Taherifard, 29 years old

35. Zahra Ansari, seven years old

36. Fatemeh Fadavi, 10 years old

37. Mahna Zarei, two months old

04.03.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

23. Mohammadhatam Raisi, 10 years old

24. Asna Raisi, 12 years old

25. Benyamin Jangjou, eight years old

26. Mohammad-Sadra Zarei, eight years old

27. Maryam Pazark, 10 years old

28. Liana Mohammadi, seven years old

29. Mandana Salari, 29 years old

30. Sara Shayesteh, five years old

04.03.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

15. Saman Karimzadeh, seven years old

16. Fatemeh Shahdadi, age unknown

17. Nadia Shahmiri, nine years old

18. Parham Ranjbari, nine years old

19. Mahmoud Gholamyani, 35 years old

20. Fatemeh Rahdar, 10 years old

21. Amir-Hassan Rasouli, eight years old

22. Zahra Behrouzi, eight years old

04.03.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

8. Hamed Par-ashegh-nezhad, seven years old

9. Fatemeh Yazdan-panah, young girl, age unknown

10. Mahdis Nazari, seven years old

11. Athena Chamani-nezhad, six years old

12. Amirghasem Zaeri, seven years old

13. Fatemeh Dorazehi, 10 years old

14. Arad Ahmadizadeh, eight years old

04.03.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Scroll past, right?

1. Hana Dehqani, eight years old

2. Fatemeh Salari, 34 years old

3. Reza Habashian, seven years old

4. Arya Bahadori, nine years old

5. Ali Asghar Zaeri, eight years old

6. Zahra Bahrami, seven years old

7. Ahmad Soltani, eight years old

04.03.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 175    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 10
windows fuck you baltimore graphic design

windows fuck you baltimore graphic design

who downloading the new windows fuck you baltimore 😳😳😳

04.03.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 287    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2
An Indian Airport official sign reading in English, "Eating Carpet Strictly Forbidden". Meanwhile in Hindi, it says β€œEating on the Floor Strictly Forbidden”

An Indian Airport official sign reading in English, "Eating Carpet Strictly Forbidden". Meanwhile in Hindi, it says β€œEating on the Floor Strictly Forbidden”

homophobia πŸ˜”

04.03.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Grace is a boring pro--"

04.03.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

d u m m y m a n d e r

04.03.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah the left is purity testing their allies once again...

*Found dead under a hail of rotten tomatoes*

04.03.2026 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s kinda like it’s good politics to maintain a healthy moral core and say that to voters simply and clearly

04.03.2026 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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The description contains bad words. The word ":3" is forbidden.

:(

04.02.2026 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

all the republicans who lost tonight are bad at eating pussy

04.03.2026 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

grace ashcroft canonically being a redditor πŸ’€

04.03.2026 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0