Lucy

a cartoon character is sitting in a chair and making a funny face . Alt: Chalmers is skeptical that an Aurora Borealis is happening in Skinner’s kitchen

Bluesky rn

Hey @retr0j.bsky.social: my weird Reel/TikTok pull?

Bearded guy with multiple groan tubes.

A screenshot of the CARROT weather app reading: “New York 43° Feels 36° Democrat senators must love spelunking, because they sure know how to cave.”

OOH DAMN CARROT. #carrotweather #cavecaucus

joyce carol oates has the worst possible opinions ever and then, once in a while, she publicly wrecks an elon musk or a jk rowling.

LOL I FORGOT SHE HAS TO PAY $360,000 FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBIC BITCH

Oscar Isaac says he's 'not so open to working with Disney' right now

"If they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great"

(via GQ)

Hey, all. I hate to do this but my unemployment benefits run out after this week and I haven't even had my knee surgery yet.

I'll likely be unable to work for at least another three months, so I really have to reach out and ask for help.

Must admit I am not knowledgeable enough about MLB/Dodgers history to know if that’s true but I do have to look at how it all started there and was quickly brushed aside on their behalf but *now* it’s coming out that it wasn’t a one-off within the league.

So we’re all ready to admit that Shohei Ohtani was the one doing the betting and his translator was just the scapegoat so the Dodgers didn’t lose their magic weapon, right? #MLB

Donate to Support Cailin’s Recovery and Living Expenses, organized by Cailin Kelly My name is Cailin, and I’m reaching out for support as I recover from a par… Cailin Kelly needs your support for Support Cailin’s Recovery and Living Expenses

I know times are hard right now, so please don't feel required to help, but if you can do anything, just know I would be so, so appreciative.

Thanks, guys.

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Hey, all. I hate to do this but my unemployment benefits run out after this week and I haven't even had my knee surgery yet.

I'll likely be unable to work for at least another three months, so I really have to reach out and ask for help.

Claim: Mamdani adheres to an extremist interpretation of Sharia law. False: Mamdani remains honor-bound to the ancient samurai code of Bushidō.

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

This morning, I spoke at the SOMOS Labor Breakfast.

"We are not looking to remake New York City in my image. We are looking to remake it in the image of struggling workers across the five boroughs."

AP Breaking News The Trump administration seeks an emergency pause to a court order demanding full November SNAP payments.

How are they gonna blame the Dems for this one?

Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington has been found not guilty of assault.

FREEDOM!!! 🇺🇸🥪

apnews.com/article/sand...

YouTube video by TED Give yourself permission to be creative | Ethan Hawke | TED

Ethan Hawke is 55.
Here’s his 9min Ted Talk on creativity.
I’ve shown this to my students to inspire them to be true to themselves as artists now & in the future.
Refreshingly sincere & just great advice. youtu.be/WRS9Gek4V5Q

I’m a Mets fan. We knew this guy was a racist piece of shit in 1999 and now we know he’s a racist piece of rotten, dried-out, has-been shit.

Outfuckingstanding

A WIN IS A WIN! 🌊🌊🌊🌊

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

We have friends everywhere

My god this is for real one of the most incredible speeches I’ve ever seen by an elected US politician: ‘And if there is any way to terrify a despot, it is to dismantle the very conditions that allowed him to accumulate power. This not only how we stop Trump, it’s how we stop the next one.’

I was smiling and sobbing and my face feels so weird now.

my only regret is that that Dick Cheney isn’t alive to be mad about this

If you heard Sliwa’s, you heard Cuomo’s. They were so similar I wonder if they shared a speechwriter.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Cuomo’s speech is almost identical to Sliwa’s.

Which says a fucking lot.

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.