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Calling my robo-gf a clanker because she’s into degrading send post

Maaaaaan recently found out that like. I’ve always been like this. Even since like. 8 years ago n shit. Fuuuck.

LMFAO i’m bullying you for this one bud

Zzz im sooo eepy im so tired someone give me head i’m too lazy to jack off rn

drawing of ramb from deltarune wearing an orange bikini

a friend said they wanted to see me put ramb in a bikini so . lolmao #deltaruined (maybe not the right tag but feels a little much for the main one idk)

Duuude sometimes i just like. get this deep feeling of utter regret and guilt in the deepest parts of my stomach. Eugh.

I’ve been doing pretty okay mentally, recently. Help, I need to become worse again!

So hard to keep up and like. Exist here. I’m not even busy, just lazy. I goon too much. I need to goon HERE not privately, my bitches will miss me!

Currently yankin it. Thought yall should know that.

killing people with hammers is my kink its not my fault

Im into knifeplay but I worry “What if it goes too deep? What if they actually die?”

but then, my brain:
“They aren’t allowed to cut themselves without you there. You hold the knife for them. After all, you own them.”

If you cut, it better be to write my name.

Otherwise, leave the cutting to me.

I once wrote some fanfic for the sake of getting a friend off. Love fanfic 4evah.

Reminder that i’m a terrible person and you really, REALLY shouldn’t like me.

Although that probably won’t stop some of you absolute freaks.

NO BITCH !!!!!! RAAAAAAAAH!!!

crying is hot so yeah this is real

Horny as shit, as always. God DAMN it sucks to be so constantly horny bro

yeah man i wonder what kind of person would pursure that haha

Person A literally so me

Hmm… Well, I don’t really know. I’m a very naturally anxious person, constantly thinking about. Well, I mean, everything. I would definitely be extremely anxious. But other times, i’ve found that i completely lack any anxiety even when I should be anxious. It’s odd idk. I think I could, given that.

YouTube video by Calvin Harris - Topic Acceptable in the 80's

Acceptable In the 80s is a good song. Listen to it youtu.be/x4k4YnEbRfw?...

I just got the worst back pain i’ve ever felt in my entire life. I feel like a 58 year old man. I literally almost cried it was absurd

Pays two dollars but stealing it from their wallet during the act without them knowing. Epic prank.

If the bitch don’t got fight, how an I supposed to take joy in making her mine? I want her to bite, to fight, so I can knock out his lights.

basically i want to fuck someone who’ll fight back, who I could easily snap in two.

i want to make a brat mine and take joy in their pain. So baaaad. Please

Note to self: Purchase a robotgirl (or hit a girl with my car and replace everything damaged in her with robotics and pretend like I saved her life. She doesn’t have to know the truth until she’s so far gone that she won’t even care)

“Do this to me” fuck that I NEED TO DO THIS TO SOMEONE!

Finally got the courage to talk abt the shit im into with wifey. She didn’t hate me !!!! Yay !!!!!

yesyssy YES OOOOHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM UFHRHRGGRG

Good! How about I rest my boot on the back of your head and press down eveeerrr so slightly? I think you’ll know your place after that!

Yeah

dude i dont know man it’s all hot , yaaaay