Ephemerides

Every week you always hit some sort of hump in the road... BUMP! I meant bump 😏
#HumpDay

Be fair... if we went to the gym together, would we ever make it out of the locker room? 😅

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😂😂😂

I've noticed that sexy guys stand perfectly still while drying their back and butt. I, on the other hand...
#TodgerTuesday

When I think back to the views I used to get as a short-ass kid in the local pool's open showers...
#mcm

😂

When you realise that the "no nuts" on your diet plan did NOT mean what you thought it did
#SundayCumday #wank #cum

Well, don't blame me if you get wet 😈🍆💦💦

😂😂😂 I know the feeling. If that worked as a diet I should be falling down grates by now.

You know I meant cow juice, not man juice, right? 😏😈😅

Abstaining from milk is bearable. Abstaining from chocolate, on the other hand 😭

Not allowed milk on this effing diet... is Americano and bed acceptable? 🙏

I wouldn't believe me, either 😅

I wish! But thank you. 🥰

Fine. Just stand there and watch. Just saying, there's plenty of room if you want to hop in.
#scs

😅😅😈😈

Oh yes, definitely... by bad boys 😈

The throbbing is just my dick's way of telling me he knows it's #FriskyFriday
#fcf

Finding places to be naked is what keeps getting me out of the door 😅

Must be over-saturated. I'm actually pastier than Casper. 👻

You may. My God, you may. 👀🥵
May I have a little taste? 👅😈

April 2024. Just couldn't wait to get out of my clothes.
#ThrowbackThursday

Absolutely not. The thought of any of these reprobates going near it 😅

What, like throwing things at me and seeing if you can hit my waggling dick? 😅

#HumpDay - the day I feel like telling work to kiss my ass for the rest of the week.

It will be once I can get back to the gym later 😅

Somebody has to 😂

My best angle... far away
#TodgerTuesday

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