Ephemerides

Some of us would be delighted to share a room with you and bate whenever the urge took us.

My God, those lats. 🥵

I mean, that just hits my fantasy. In a locker room full of guys who can't stop staring. 🥵🥵

Gimme time... I'm not as young as I used to be 😅

Thank you, sir. They gotta carry the rest of me around all day 😂😂

There are parts of my body that I'm embarrassed to show in the #LockerRoom. Not that you'd know 😅
#TodgerTuesday

🥰😘😈

Pffft... I see mine all the time. Rather check yours 😈😈

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That recoil 🥵🤤

I've never seen myself on one of these before. It's like winning an Oscar. Oh my God! I'd like to thank my coach, my gym locker room, my shower, and, of course, all the guys who abandon their boxers at the gym and let me give them a new home 😍🥰😘

Right, Monday. I'm coming at you.
#MonochromeMonday #LockerRoom

Until I rescue their successors 😈

Ripped at the waistband, abandoned on the gym floor, retrieved by yours truly, and well-cummed to the collection.
#SundayCumday #wank #cum

Stop standing there gazing and just get in, you filthy brute!
#SoftieSaturday

Ah, but then you'd have to baptise the boxers... and I'd have to lick it off 😈

Bless these rescued boxers. May they enjoy their new home on my sweaty ass.
#fcf #wank #cum

Back in September 2023 I was fascinated with the floppy
#ThrowbackThursday

Spoiler alert: still am.

Medicine on tap 😈😈🍆💦💦💦👅

I wonder... even if it were on your Buddy? 😈😈😈

Sorry, I can't speak with my mouth full 👅🥵🥵

Just your friendly calendar reminder that today is #HumpDay

Oooh... which to squeeze first 🖐️

Well, my mother taught me to share my toys with all the other boys.

Funnily enough she never mentioned sharing them with girls, so my life choices are on her.

Definitely. This is the bit of the workout that keeps me going to the gym 😅

If we weren't meant to play with it then why make it so much fun?
#TodgerTuesday #LockerRoom

I'll believe you when you can look me in the eye
#mcm

Well, splatter me sideways. It's #SundayCumday again.

No, no. You're not in my way down there. Carry on.
#SoftieSaturday

I've used a t shirt, a facecloth, a hairdryer, and a pair of boxers to dry myself... about time I tried using a person 😈😈