Oscar Werthy

Some important context- Chuck Schumer was born with a brain disorder that conflates the phrase “fight” with “bend the knee”

The government is already actively harming millions of people every day and no one’s life is getting better except for the president and his rich friends… It’s only a matter of time before the negative effects of a shut down are eclipsed by what will become the status quo. Shut it down.

No way the government shuts down because you will fold like a lawn chair.

You aren’t up to this job anymore. Retire and make social media videos if you want but get the hell out of politics

Whoa whoa whoa, isn’t this going a bit too far? Wouldn’t a strongly worded letter be more effective here?

As opposed to the “Rule of 95,” the only age you will consider retiring at

The only thing that saved a shred of Biden’s legacy was stepping down if that kind of thing means anything to you anymore Chuck

I’m going to lay out a plan for you to save your legacy Chuck.

1. Endorse Mamdani
2. Retire

Consultation’s on the house! Take your Wall Street money and ride off into the sunset now

It’s great that a few republicans will have a little less time to enjoy their holiday weekend, but if the only win you can deliver to the American people are performative stall tactics… Maybe you should have voted against Trump’s budget in March back when democrats had a shred of leverage

You and your colleagues will never have to worry about the burden befalling working class Americans. You will hold on to power and write “strongly worded letters” until you die in office… And when once in a lifetime progressive firebrands start to emerge, you will bury them.

That is betrayal too.

Fun Fact: Even when Chuck isn’t making a fist, his knuckles are permanently white from clinging to power for so long

When does the “I’m finally putting my ego aside and retiring at 74 Act” drop

Imagine if the violinist on the titanic thought the passengers would enjoy some jokes before they drowned

We expect that kind of depravity from the GOP. But when was the last time democrats looked themselves in the mirror?

3 Dem votes could have prevented this from passing, but they weren’t cast because the people who they belonged to died in office.

The rest of us should be so lucky.

I understand that it must be a deeply discouraging and painful process failing to meet the moment and losing your party and support of your constituents… But real leaders recognize when to step aside. Your ego is hurting the American people

HAHAHAHAHAHA! HE MADE US THINK HE WAS GOING TO SAY FUCK BUT THEN HE DIDN’T! HAHAHAHAHA! WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THIS MAN TO RESIGN WITH SUCH A CRACKSHOT SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE??? BOY I SURE DO LOVE FUNNY VIDEOS KEEP IT UP CHUCK AND NEVER RETIRE NO MATTER HOW OLD AND OUT OF TOUCH YOU GET!

I wish you would take inspiration from literally anyone as long as they are retired

It must be freeing being the only person in America who doesn’t think you had a major hand in all this

When you use the phrase “out of touch,” it feels like Cookie Monster complaining about someone else’s diet

Under “your leadership” generations of young people have jumped to MAGA or haven’t been inspired to vote in major elections. Under “your leadership” the democrats have become synonymous with a doormat. Why is so hard for old dudes to let go of power even if they can’t wield it?

Just wanted to say thank you for your leadership, Chuck! While some of the other people here are demanding your resignation, I couldn’t be happier! (I should also probably mention that I’m a masochist with a defeatism kink)

Do something about it yesterday or resign

This is what you get from the republicans with weak democratic leadership.

The progressives you throw under the bus at every waking moment would not have allowed us to get to this point.

Resign Chuck

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If he had any decency left in him, he would RESIGN…

Chuck, do us all a favor and give up this charade. Ride off into the sunset and give us a chance to actually clean things up