renee

I actually got this idea from ed sheeran

I look so silly scrolling on my iPad like an iPad kid but I did halve my total screen time this week so 🤠 turns out it’s hard to scroll on my phone if everything scrollable is gone

Lorde

lorde appeared right next to us

the taylor album did not fix me (it was not very good, I’m sorry. time to go listen to reputation again)

the last full football game I watched was hawks vs patriots super bowl and it’s still nerve-wrecking as ever to watch the seahawks play lol. why is everything always so close. some things never change huh

TIL that the mariners have blue and yellow uniforms sometimes?

who is mowing in seattle at 11pm

we’ve reached the part of the family trip where everyone’s begging for me to find them some authentic chinese food and unfortunately I don’t think I have the skillset to do that in a random town in minnesota

purple labubu

if you can dream it you can do it #greatsuccess

beanie babies walked so that webkinz could run

yay!! congrats 🥰🥳

our labubus just hopped off the plane at LAX with their dreams and cardigans

scrub daddies and mommies

scrub parents haul since this was inconclusive #tradfam

adulting episode 2847: debating the merits of scrub daddies vs scrub mommies

You know that sound Godzilla makes when he’s powering up and all his back spikes start glowing brighter?

That’s the sound I’m making right now as I drink a pumpkin flavored latte, looking at leaves showing their first signs of color change.

minions! tonight we steal da moooooon 🌕

“we should boy scout amazon” -anon

if I had a nickel for every time this week that someone tried to t bone me by running a red light, I’d have 10 cents (which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice right, etc.) 😠

corgi asleep

hi otis (17 minutes later)

I wish my discover feed was better it’s too educational

never skipping psl content

corgi on radish squishmallow

corgi on radish squishmallow 2

corgi on radish squishmallow 3

hi otis

as katy perry once said, tgif

just got 2 labubus-haven’t felt an adrenaline rush like this since the ticketmaster fight for eras tour tickets

today my horoscope says until then, I am in my villain era because I am “spiritually caffeinated” and we are in an eclipse portal

the gc foresaw the engagement but not the size of Taylor’s ring? that thing is massive and like the size of an eyeball?

a trustworthy source (the tarot and horoscope side of TikTok) says that I’m supposed to magically figure out my life on september 7th

“you haven’t known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football” -that one Riverdale episode

I drove over a plank of wood that someone dropped in the middle of a lane on the freeway (wtf) and spent the rest of the drive paranoid my tire was slowly losing air (I think it’s fine)

I think I want a labubu