steffi🥛

needing a lot of reassurance while not being able to take a single compliment, little alex horne you are so relatable to me

We found the footage! The full episode of Greg Davies on The Horne Section Podcast is now available! Head over to our YouTube to hear Greg reveal his favourite things about Alex.

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what in the post punk disco is going on here

IMAGINE STAND UPS AND BOOKS AND FOOD AND BIRDS AND YAPPING

i have never been more excited in my life i think 😭

4 way pic coming up (ignore it's different days)

imagine seeing greg and alex next week all while having the best chill time with your best friend, imagine that

alex hornes public cuck fantasies should to be studied at harvard

i'll wave my pride flag and i'll wave it with joy

the only reason why i'd ever wanna go to glastonbury is to wave a huge flag with the taskmaster kiss

having a good hair day on a sunday is making me believe there is a god and she's evil

amazing how quickly that arrogant feeling of superiority i get after working a day with customers disappears as soon as i see a new video of greg and alex and immediately lose any capacity to form a single coherent thought

that sort that's like you know who isn't on the list and its someone or something niche and i don't know how that's funny

if you use the epstein files as a meme format to make your fav celebrity look good then i really wish you nothing but the absolute worst

obsessed with fern brady getting asked which menu she wouldn't wanna try and she instantly goes with alex

sometimes greg sits on his big chair exactly the same way a cat would choose to sit, i will not elaborate

i can't say, it's too unholy

exactly

not to vaguepost but i don't wanna know how many people have been left traumatized by reading the pinned message in mine and @chloemaria.bsky.social 's chat

why is eating fruit in public so embarassing, every time i have an orange i feel like jane goodall is giving me a look of approval from the other side of the glass

this was excluding anything tv or interviews because i need 200 years more of being alive

the greg and alex kiss being an unscripted moment has changed the entire trajectory of my life

my watchlist is too extensive for being this employed

they heard you and released a 86 min video 😭

release the gralex cut

not to be unnecessarily dramatic but i need to see what greg and alex wrote to each other or i will die

no one can seriously tell me any wine tastes better than pinapple or mango juice

i can't even pick up on the shippy stuff in this because the kindness between them when they drop their act is making me EMOTIONAL