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@fausto313.bsky.social

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42 Followers  |  53 Following  |  37 Posts  |  Joined: 07.07.2023  |  1.6386

Latest posts by fausto313.bsky.social on Bluesky

its crazy that there’s a thousand island dressing but it only took one undressing island to make the news

14.12.2024 12:38 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

every coterie got the augur, the eagle and the sacred chicken

if you think your crew don’t got a sacred chicken… playboy, you’re the sacred chicken!!!

14.12.2024 16:55 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I hate studio magicians. quit pulling a rabbit out of the guitar case and mix the fucking song dude.

14.12.2024 02:08 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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It takes courage to be Kind. 😌

05.12.2024 19:09 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

those people who were afraid of the first train footage were probably retarded

03.12.2024 01:15 — 👍 150    🔁 4    💬 13    📌 1

I been there

30.11.2024 01:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the effects of ozempic on family gatherings will be felt in 3 years when we see a noticeable uptick in children under 10 with capgras syndrome

28.11.2024 23:53 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

great.

28.11.2024 02:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the doctor just diagnosed me with The Malady.

28.11.2024 02:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm on a C food diet. I only eat crab, crayfish, cod, caviar, that sort of thing.

27.11.2024 03:00 — 👍 294    🔁 14    💬 24    📌 1

have you ever had a mystery?

28.11.2024 01:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry I’m just going to call posts on here tweets

27.11.2024 16:33 — 👍 3020    🔁 183    💬 180    📌 32
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just started my resistance garden

26.11.2024 18:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i’ll say it, good for her!

26.11.2024 17:25 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

#RickAllinYoMorty

26.11.2024 17:05 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

you’re dumb as shit in my head cannon bro

26.11.2024 17:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

non-binary guess who is a nightmare

26.11.2024 17:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

get epically neutered.

26.11.2024 17:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you know, like minions. from the movie?

26.11.2024 17:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@evansasha.bsky.social follow back u ain’t drake

26.11.2024 16:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pedophile swingers hosting jangling key parties.

26.11.2024 00:34 — 👍 92    🔁 3    💬 6    📌 0

you gon §uck whatever i pull from this state code

26.11.2024 01:29 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

I like good vibes and mellow notions

25.11.2024 22:36 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

nah but fr why is he so f*cking orange😭

25.11.2024 17:10 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

cmon man

10.11.2024 04:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@haleyc.bsky.social hey

23.10.2024 15:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ooohhh Im gonna be mean here

21.10.2024 15:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bluesky: where culture comes to die

21.10.2024 15:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

just found out about the whole ukraine thing… pretty effed up #tbh

26.11.2023 03:09 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I forgor I was on here

15.09.2023 05:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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