Fawel

la chaise du cocu™

computer virus that makes your computer better

get it twisted, you WILL get testicular torsion

I use Q-tips to clean my ears fuck you

this would make Elon sick

im a doctor in the sense that my medical degree was doctored

never utter a word unless you are holding your interlocutor at gun point.

just enough to grind your gears eh

what the fuck she even do that for
there literally was only one god damn rule stupid stupid dumb

Shame was literally invented when Eve™ ate the apple from the tree of Eden™

High refresh rates are a scourge. You're at 60fps, having a great time. You see a 120hz screen, now you're ruined on 60. You glimpse 165, now 120 is trash. Some guy tries to show you 240, you shut your eyes, you don't open them til he's dead. You've killed a man now and for what

make that an entry librarian

I literally will not kiss and tell

why isnt x coming 3

Please dedicate time to read my name out of a list real fast in order to demonstrate how much you appreciate my individual support also make sure to make it a public display at the top of your show

i'm a pro
(on probation)

men!!!

Amen

smart people are so dumb
your expertise does not transfer DUMBASS !

VIDEO GAME WHERE YOU PLAY AS A POOLBOY MOVING UP TO WORKING ON BIGGER AND BETTER POOLS UNTIL LEVELCAP WHERE YOU ARE HANDLING COMBUSTIBLE AT THE NUCULAR PLANT POOL give me money fund me kcickstart me

get it twisted
the better driver you are
the more dangerous driving becomes
you should not have any confidence in yourself pulling any kind of maneuver

warframe daily tribute scuffed Lyon

today is his day somehow
my goofy goober this morning

Soulfur sulfur is game you play
And I know that because we are such good friends<|3

Emma™ is one of my dearest friends
that's oomf right there

is it messed up that a way i interpreted that in my mind is that if splinter cell remake is officially cancelled it would mean Sam is safe from AI slopification
also i just imagined Ubisoft getting a Micheal Ironside AI voice since how big a deal having is performance has been in the past.

biting people while vibing to music was good times

get it twisted
the most important thing in life is to have the correct political opinions

you aren't woke enough

i feel most people acting real distraught by random online threats usually bring them up to level all backlash they are receiving as insane and farm pity point or some self serving reason
yes i victim blame the victims of blame