CringePoop

yeah im writing on my phone

Smash a glass jar on your floor and walk around without shoes on.

new idea for the switch 2. you can send postcards to friends. you can only send prewritten ones, and there are only 10. you can't customize them either

They should let me just post stuff without intense anxiety over whether I'm going to get yelled at for it. It would be cool I think

Screenshot of top songs, with the top song being Bad Day by Alvin & The Chipmunks with 452 plays

i got 2 turbtables and a microphone

mario kart 8's roster except everyone is some form of mario top/1st row: mario, fire mario, raccoon mario, tanooki mario, white tanooki mario, cat mario 2nd row: classic mario, sunshine mario, dr. mario, metal mario, ice mario, gold mario 3rd row: builder mario, samurai mario, wedding mario, penguin mario, chef mario, hiker mario 4th row: musician mario, black suit mario, hakama mario, happi mario, pumpkin mario, santa mario 5th row: golf mario, baseball mario, aviator mario, swimming mario, satellaview mario, racing mario final/6th row: baby mario, koala baby mario, SNES mario, paper mario, king mario, mario's brother

mario kart world roster if it was good

your pingas is showing

the apple app store, coming to an iphone near you

fun fact: twitter owns the patent for pull to refresh

ive done everything and nothing has worked. no im not moving to linux

updated that ref sheet thing. say hi to spades we love spades
#bobbuarts

if you use a thinkpad and your audio starts buzzing, i recommend you start believing in a higher power, because you're fucked

mario is a little man that lives in your screen. make sure to leave it on for him.

its so dumb that discord hides your old dms. i shouldn't have to choose what memories i want to preserve and what ones i want to throw away

i have a bad habit of saying "hi" in discord chats and then immediately going to work on something else

heard a random popping sound so im going to assume my computer just exploded because thats the funniest while worst outcome

following someone on github is such a funny thing to do

adrian, explain our friend group

Screenshot of emojitracker, which used to show emoji usage on Twitter in real time. The site no longer updates due to API changes.

you can't have shit under elon musk. not even the realtime emoji leaderboard

@eblu i get what you're saying, but actual decentralization will likely never become mainstream. i really think bluesky is the cloest thing you're going to to get

bleh

Building that vaguely looks like a person jumping

building looks like a person jumping for joy with their nuts hanging out

wow this blew up. check out google.com

eat sleep hawk tuah repeat

like look at my banner

Elon Musk holding a chainsaw with a stupid facial expression

elon musk pulling this shit has been my personal 9/11 as a fan of chainsaws as weapons

college could benefit from having longer semesters. when you only have 12 weeks you end up having to cram a large project every week for every class and it gets overwhelming fast

the best part about using pirated adobe software is that you can't use generative ai features even if you wanted to

patching adobe software is my faviorite avctivity