FemiNinja

RATM would hate you

I drove 40 minutes to my 11yo nephew's cross country meet and couldn't find the kids anywhere. When I finally did, I was so cranky. Then the kids took off running, and there was my nephew. At the absolute back of the pack, running, smiling, and waving at me. I'm so proud😭

Pumpkin with pearl, silver, and gold thumb tacks in it in a snowflake pattern

Decorating pumpkins at work

Oh just football in general has taught me this lol, nothing in particular tonight

Sometimes I honestly think men are too dramatic and emotional to coach, ref, or announce for football. Like calm down.

Trixie Mattel's laugh gives me life.

Can we talk about how gross the lyrics to Benson Boone's "Mystical Magical" are? The last thing we need is another cis white guy singing about how "once you know" what his love's like, it'll be fucking mystical.

Yup

"Moonbeam ice cream
Taking off your blue jeans
Dancing at the movies"

Wtf is moonbeam ice cream and- dancing at the movies? Are you out of your fucking mind be normal.

"I know you'll come around to me eventually
If you sit back, relax, enjoy my company
My company"🤢

Can we talk about how gross the lyrics to Benson Boone's "Mystical Magical" are? The last thing we need is another cis white guy singing about how "once you know" what his love's like, it'll be fucking mystical.

Long gold chain with pink glass gemstone and gold rose

Been thrifting and antiquing all day. Found this bad girl on eBay. It's MINE NOW.

Long gold chain with pink glass gemstone and gold rose

Been thrifting and antiquing all day. Found this bad girl on eBay. It's MINE NOW.

It killed me dead when I found it🤣

Amazon listing for Moist Diane shampoo and two pink bottles

Can we talk about how there's a shampoo called Moist Diane

Amazon listing for Moist Diane shampoo and two pink bottles

Can we talk about how there's a shampoo called Moist Diane

OHHHHHHHHHHHH LOLOLOL

I don't get what you're saying. As usual.

😂

...what? 😆

Love you too Jams

I met my very best friends on social media. @lizardry.bsky.social @monkyjamm.bsky.social @fowlflamingo.bsky.social @ryanfromcanada.bsky.social @lascaillesshroud.bsky.social

You have to embrace the imperfections in life. And that includes the brand new coffee table I just bought and had to glue a piece back on and you can kinda see the glue a little.

I have an incredbily painful broken tooth in the front of my mouth and went to the dentist today. After doing an exam they informed me I needed a root canal and a crown. They also informed me there's "nothing they can do for the pain" until then, either. Nah, there is. Y'all just stingy as fuck.

I have TWO tooth aches right now, and a dentist appointment tomorrow to look at them. I'm TERRIFIED. I hate the dentist so much😭

I am high watching football and eating my late grandmother's dip, the recipe for which I got this afternoon from my aunt. I'm feeling very zen right now.

I love when that man does anything. I'm not even a Bills fan😂

This is why 5 years ago I made a new rule: I would no longer be watching football with men for any reason. I only watch with my grandmother now and it's smooth sailing. I'm sorry but men are too fucking emotional.

Let me get this straight: Link, a Black user, got banned for calling out the Bluesky CEO for following a racist. That’s not a good look, especially given Bluesky’s historical treatment of Black users here on bluesky.