augie

im staying in archives for the ephemera ; heres a small haul from my time in tokyo

so should i bring my umbrella to work or nah

Learning about the official antique figurine of Tintin smoking opium

so lets continue to shame individuals who fly private jets short distances, but lets also shame individuals who take luxury suv chauffeurs

hung around rich greenpoint and murray hill while the sun is out and wow

:’)
first is most recent, last two were from november ☠️

wore a suit to work for the first time (and last time)

honestly. my peasant ass is sitting next to the bathroom w brown caca water in the sink

dude in first class was flirting w the flight attendant right in front of me

in tulsa nd the bullshit lives on

OH NAHHH

blood on the tracks

literally such an L this is what i look like irl

something about channeling the chakra to ur fingertips

i also reread the murakami short story of the same name and i think im ready to buy my abarth 500

relistening to the “drive my car” original soundtrack. tears within the first minute

i typed something but in the wrong section

my apartment’s plumbing when the plumber is in:

my apartment’s plumbing when it’s just me:

||dance trends are very important nd very cool||

Study History. 100%. Absolutely. Study History.

went to public records ln and had an existential crisis

it’s green cloud week

*literally deletes my entire online presence*

in my frog stand era. like i wanted to show the fruits of my labor that wasnt a cringe thirst trap bc fitness shouldnt be like a sexual thing. so heres a vid of me day two in improving my frog stand

i tried being cool by having a limited edition jojos art book as a side table book. paired it w a nice bouquet. last night ube and or pistachio but probably ube knocked the vase over and soaked the book through

You have to learn to forgive yourself

here we are working in scarsdale listening to rich teenagers completely talk shit about one another. something about SAT scores and math honors

come THRU

i need to host a challengers x past lives double feature movie night