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don't forget basic penis enlargement, also.

21.11.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ALWAYS awesome to see someone else get rich off an artist's work, long after they are dead and all. Pity we seldom prize them such whilst they live.

And so many die impoverished.

21.11.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Scientists issue dire warning as iconic American city sinks into the sea: 'The speed is more than enough to put human life ... at risk' NASA researchers reviewed high-resolution satellite data.

Source: Yahoo
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21.11.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
spotted scorpionfish

spotted scorpionfish

same scorpionfish, different angle, under natural, instead of white light.

same scorpionfish, different angle, under natural, instead of white light.

a beach flounder, demonstrating it's beach camo.

a beach flounder, demonstrating it's beach camo.

Zebra moray.  Not as camo dependent, but the lines do still break up it's outline.

Zebra moray. Not as camo dependent, but the lines do still break up it's outline.

I do miss scuba, for it's photo opportunities.

If I get these seizures sorted out, I need to find a way back to the sea.

Nature loves it's camouflage.

21.11.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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can say in 4 years since adopting my baby, not a single hairball.

Which.. considering how much she sheds? Is pretty surprising.

I sweep up a new cat, pretty much every other day.

21.11.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I tend to go one of two ways.

Chili/cheese

Or simple ketchup.

If I do use mustard, it sure as shit won't be that Frenches garbage, but a proper (ironically, actually French) one like

21.11.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Usually the same people who over use Frenches yellow mustard, and smother stuff with giardiniera.

Or freak out if you put pineapple on pizza. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

21.11.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Troglodyte- someone who lived in a cave or its someone whos ignorant

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Grognard- a grumbling, constantly complaining "hardcore" gamer who can't help but compare everything to "in his day".

20.11.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cat in the hat says " i got nothin ' " in front of a door ALT: a cat in the hat says " i got nothin ' " in front of a door
20.11.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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still true

20.11.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is talking about being a hero ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking about being a hero

seems like a lot of folk are choosing option 2.....

20.11.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pretty sure Pegg is doing audiobooks for the TERF now, too.

20.11.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

didn't one or both of the Pegg/Frost duo sign up with the TERF?

20.11.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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stalker

#battletech #miniaturepainting

19.11.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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IYKYK

And my childhood trauma still is saying "too soon"

I'm betting @deidungeon.bsky.social knows.

20.11.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Non-Battletech post: apparently it was the 30th anniversary of Ghost in the Shell (although I watched it on a crusty old vhs tape later) and it remains one of the most beautiful and influential sci-fi aesthetics of all time. Every single frame is a work of sci-fi art.

19.11.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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My lil Commie.

the darling of the Lyin Corpo'sWealth. They sell the dream, while counting the Kroners. but hey, who can be mad at such a cute lil guy? Who's a good lil Commie?

"It's what I do. I spam missiles, and I know things" (A Lyran Scout, somewhere, sometime, probably.)

20.11.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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sometimes you just want music that's catchy, fun and bouncy.

Leetspeak Monsters very much are that for me.

youtu.be/bbSmrZnpAR8?...

20.11.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh hell yeah, for all it's flaws, BSG was still a great show. Did it make a few missteps and double down on some.. odd choices? Yes. But it was pretty great despite.

Just felt the season largely lost to politics could have been streamlined a bit more & the Skinjob mythos got a bit too convoluted.

20.11.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I enjoyed the first 2-3? Seasons? But felt it kinda got bogged down on it's own completed story arcs and mythology the longer it went, same issue I had with 12 Monkeys, or even the BSG reboot.

19.11.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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full marks here, not sure if the Woolworth's in Burbank was still considered a 5 & Dime by the 1980s, but I'm going to count it, as probably THE signature Chain related to the concept.

19.11.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"liquid metal"

19.11.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Artists! Please show:

✨ The first piece you did in 2025
✨ Your favourite piece of the year
✨ Your most popular piece
✨ Your most recent piece

Been an off year for me, from start to finish, engagement way down across the board. But the ChibiRauder is my favorite of those released to the public.

19.11.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4
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Megatron with his anti Bubba Shield deployed.

Cuz unlike some wannabe tyrants, Megatron ain't nobody's bip!

18.11.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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can you find the scorpionfish?

17.11.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man holding a microphone in front of a sign that says ' tadenacle of prayer ' ALT: a man holding a microphone in front of a sign that says ' tadenacle of prayer '

I think he should be asking about if ESPN should fire Stephen A Smith.. what with Smith being so hot and heavy to cost this man his job.....

17.11.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if he is such a "He Man" where's his beard?

BabyFace Man moar lyk....

GOSH!!!

16.11.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the CatDad life is not for the weak....

16.11.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

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