Beth

THAT WAS SO WILD #worldseries

All hallow the Ween

There was a house while we were trick or treating, projecting the World Series on their wall, true heroes.

Ok I was fully sold on Captain Stinky Pants

Harsh

Single, extra dark says the readout. Ok

Cashless failure Damn

I wanted a roast not to get roasted, dang these new readouts got hands

Yeah I don’t really do “merch”

The calendar distracts us with Halloween. Meanwhile, November 1 is just…out there. Waiting.

Another thing he wrecked. Fucker.

I renovated the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. It was renovated in the 1940s in an art deco green tile style, which was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era. I did it in black and white polished Statuary marble. This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln and, in fact, could be the marble that was originally there!

sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is

The bottom 10% of households have lost 7% of their income in just the first 9 months of this year.

This is so me that I’m surprised it wasn’t me.

I find math offensive.

The real question is “why is everything expensive AF”

I’m not going to take the turkey out of the freezer until it’s defrosted.

you’re saying this dungeon has crabs?

I’ll bet you never heard of an incredible weather event that happened 34 years ago on this very date, one so rarely mentioned yet so epic in scale, seemingly unknown to younger Minnesotas who lean forward with anticipation and excitement as survivors begin the tale of a Halloween blizzard that

A funny story I have about this storm: I lived in NW Wisconsin, and we saw a good portion of that storm. BUT we were visiting my dad, he lived in Marquette, MI, and I shit you not, it was 50s and raining there. The irony.

Husband says, “are you surprised?” Yes, I am continually surprised by their evil and depravity.

I use this word sparingly, so please know that I mean it: Noem is a cunt.

Donald Trump HOARDED my medication for Lupus in April 2020 & along w/MILLIONS of Americans we COULDN'T access our daily Hydroxychloroquine meds. Now he's taken away my SNAP benefits by WITHHOLDING USDA contingency funding which was CREATED for situations like these. Hard not to take this personally!

If you have a RING door system, ICE has the right to request that footage and use it against you or your neighbors.

RING is partnering with the Gestapo.

Goth bird is cute. “It’s not a phase, mom.”

Report of Man in Clown Costume Waving Machete

Hmmmm. There is a car wash on this corner, where the employees were in Halloween costumes. However, this is also standard Tucson fare. 🤷🏻‍♀️

new 2026 midterms campaign ad just dropped

Just a fun reminder of how Buzz Aldrin treats conspiracy theorists