Khan 🌿💀🌿

Reminds me of this shot I got in '23, I believe in Newport

Psilly Cybin, trips are for kids
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The older I get, the more I understand what Lil Jon meant when he said "WHAT?"

YouTube video by Conspiracy Toonz Globe Concession

Was delighted to wake up to this mic drop from @mctoon.bsky.social in the wake of successful results from #TheFinalExperiment. Another grievous wound to the intellectual honesty of all remaining Flat Earth cultists 🌎

youtu.be/AsynImeeO6I?...

My grill is officially 1/28th complete ✨️🦷✨️ I expect the album deals to start trickling in within the fortnight 🎙

Here are my nominees for the top 3 #cursed 7-Eleven products of 2024. Which one do you think deserves the blue ribbon?

You can build a stairway to heaven, but you can't make anyone climb it 🪐

We're starting to see the generational consequences of a paradigm where telling lies to millions of people on TV & the internet is, for whatever reason, not considered a criminal offense.

Agreed, this was my one narrative oversight 🤦🏻‍♂️

Behold, a topographical Uno Reverse Card:

I imagine they'll want to *ahem* 🎶 Try That In A Small Town 🎶 before they take it mainstream

Shoot, that particular nuance escaped me 😅

For anyone who isn't caught up on current drama in the #realarchaeology community, I've created a summary of @flintdibble.bsky.social's response to recent criticism from certain bad actors:

"Satellite view from Tirastationary orbit"

A little fan piece I did for @biblaridion.bsky.social's Alien Biosphere series.

YouTube video by Miniminuteman The Earth Is Growing Conspiracy - DEBUNKED

Back when YouTube was barely older than Bluesky is today, comic artist Neil Adams published a video promoting the idea that the earth is expanding. 17 years later, this pseudoscience classic has been brought back to my attention courtesy of @miniminuteman.bsky.social

youtu.be/O5sDo9ffl_E?...

Looking up is underrated
#bluesky

Has anyone asked @bsky.app why he had to hide away for so long? 🎶

I've swam through the Void,
I've heard the Word,
I've lost my self,
And I've found it all ✨️

Hi, I'm Khan. I'm here to post memes and lament the fall of man 🌿💀🌿