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Two weeks into a new program that gives New Mexico children free childcare, officials are opening up about the surge that happened day one & how it’s been moving forward. In just a short time, the state said thousands of children are now enrolled in free childcare, & daycares are lining up to join.

Hanky pankies! Dayton

Rosalind Franklin died at 37 of ovarian cancer attributed to radiation exposure from the methods she & her assistant used to photograph a cross-section of the DNA double helix.

Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

the day that society at large understands that testosterone and estrogen are necessary hormones in your body regardless of your sex, and that hormone supplementation is a health question rather than a loaded emotional question, will be one of the greatest days in human history.

“The British Museum better have an air-tight alibi.” Aaron Goldstein, Helium Expert

Priceless Jewels Stolen From Louvre In Daytime Raid
https://theonion.com/priceless-jewels-stolen-from-louvre-in-daytime-raid/

U.S. Housing Market has reached its most unaffordable level in history 🚨🚨

imagine trying to dunk on the Pope and then His Holiness dunks on you way harder

you'd have to move to a cave in the Yukon

When they announced the trade I was like, I myself would not want to be 40yo being “protected” by that bengals o-line.

Trader Joe's Exec1: we'll sell lots of really good stuff at good prices

Exec2: that doesn't sound at all evil. We're a big company, we're supposed to be evil

Founder1: we are going to have the most inadequate, cramped, badly designed parking lots in the fucking world

Founder2: ok that works

Maybe nothing in sports as close to hard drugs as watching a bullpen rollicking in and out of jams, wet hair and strange jewelry, spitting and cursing, having entire conversations with themselves. A ship of filthy pirates drunk on the high seas.

Postseason baseball, man >>>

This is some of the most subversive shit I've ever seen in my life.

Every urban confrontation with law enforcement should be full of people dressed as cartoon characters.

Make them look ridiculous lol

“Four months ago, in Skrmetti, the Court used purported medical uncertainty to give Tennessee more flexibility to discriminate. Today, Alito used purported medical uncertainty to give Colorado less flexibility to protect.”

A Bingo card for the WNBA finals game tonight between the Aces and the Mercury.

A WNBA Finals–themed bingo card titled “FINALS BINGO @unrivaleddata.” The background has light gray diagonal stripes. The card has a 5×5 grid with playful scenarios related to the Aces vs. Mercury Finals. Examples include: • “A’ja scores over half the Aces points” • “Cathy gets booed” • “AT triple double” • “Unrivaled player wins finals MVP” • “Satou spills CBA/Cathy tea, gets fined” • “Becky gets a tech” • “Holly Rowe says something problematic” • “DT appearance, someone gets a tech that night” • “Jackie starts trash talking (or just talking)” The center square has a silhouette of a basketball player in blue.

Here’s a fun bingo card for the WNBA Finals! Enjoy! #WNBAFinals #WNBA #WNBASky

a witch holding a candle saying if you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.

annual PSA

A tweet screen shot that says “the most frustrating thing is when it's emotionally Hoodie Season but meteorologically still Tank Top Season”

I posted this on IG this morning.

Thank you, Marlins!

Kelsey Fucking Mitchell!!! #WNBA #INvsLV

The stage is set for the WNBA playoffs 💫

Happy WNBA playoffs to all those who celebrate.

maybe it is all the guns

Just an incredible weekend of football. I’m so glad it’s all back.

Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.

It's just a sports ban.
It's just a bathroom ban.
It's just a healthcare for kids ban.
It's just a military service ban.
It's just a federal jobs ban.
It's just a university housing ban.
It's just a passport & visa ban.
It's just one Constitutional right.
It's just your status as free citizens.

*unless it's hormone treatments, in which case, i can totally tell you that

I know it’s all bad faith bs BUT I keep thinking about how the whole “reason” we apparently can’t pass any effective gun control legislation to prevent mass shootings is the idea that we need an armed populace in case the federal government decides to invade our cities and towns.

Like??????????

So nice I read it twice