Michael

Um is Beth singing?

Because that's a sexytime voice.

Not that I suppose "Tiptoe Thru the Tulips" won't get you there but

Never followed so fast and so smooth

Brutal

Wow @kaine.senate.gov disappoints again.

This just in:
Cornell to go the way of Florida's New College.

Four!

Seriously tho fuck the algorithm. Why would I get three fucking UW decks in a row.

MTG Arena should add a feature where you can block players with UW decks.

And also firebomb their homes.

Don't threaten me with a good time

That would be lovely

Dem pundits are full of shit.

Correct.

My bad, she finally showed up on 11/2.

🎶 Mamdani!
Oh oh oh oh!
Maaaaamdaniii!
Oh oh oh oh! 🎶

Congratulations on the win! Can you help put folks in the Shenandoah Valley first? You could start by coming to a VIA action like you've been invited several times. We are working hard to provide childcare and transportation to folks!

Unfortunately, the surrounding county is as red as Hburg is blue.

If only @abigailspanberger.com HAD ACTUALLY VISITED THE SHENANDOAH VALLEY she might have done even better and helped people down ticket.

Harrisonburg+41 yeah baby

That would be beautiful.

And at least the really bad VA Gov candidate lost.

If Mamdani beats Cuomo tonight, we're all gonna suffer through months of discourse about what it means

But one great, amazing, minor thing is that maybe nobody gives a shit what celebrities, rich people, or elitist pundits think anymore, an apolitical thing that democrats can easily move away from

MattY is a stupid piece of shit and no one should listen to anything he says ever.

Wow!

Maybe the real glory was in our own holes all along.

The Times' artful wording has naturally Raised An Important Question, namely: What precisely did the White House communications director call me to dissuade me from contacting Stephen Miller directly?

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/29/b...

(Rage Against the Machine Voice):

Campin on the mountain
Bussy full of beans

lit mags: wrench the sky from the atmosphere and pour it into our lungs; build us a menagerie with autumnal light; give us airplanes made with the birth certificates of our ancestors

poems lit mags publish: "self portrait as my poem asking me if I would still love it if it was a worm"

Large joro spider hanging upside down from it's web Long thin black and yellow striped legs, yellow body with green and grey patches on the top Black and red patterns on the underside

Myrtle says good morning

They do.

🚨URGENT #MUTUALAID NEEDED!!🚨

Currently crashing w/ a wicked kind & generous comrade who is letting me stay for a few days while I figure out a new housing situation for me & my #animals🙏🏽✊🏽💜 Need 💰 for ⛽️ & 🍱 while I’m here. Can anyone plz Apple Pay me however much you can spare??🙏🏽💜 Plz DM for my #️⃣

That's awful

Norman Osborne voice:
I'm a bit of a hot topper myself