If they win, no ketchup will ever be safe 🤣

ELO Out of the Blue - it was a special pain in the ass because of the length (vinyl was a double album)!

It’s Ilia Malinin’s world - the rest of us are just living in it ❤️

This is gorgeous - I can almost feel that wind!

Someone in the article said “fewer cheeseburgers would solve that problem.”

So would more…

Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.

Tweet from the Democrats’ official account saying “weird.” Below are two screenshots labeled “Mike Johnson last week” and “Mike Johnson now.” In the first, Johnson says Republicans control the White House, Senate, and House. In the second, he says Republicans aren’t in charge of government.

Which is it, Mike?

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I was forced to retire by July 14 RIF but my retirement wasn’t processed before the shutdown. I have NO idea when I will finally get a check or how much it will be. Savings are gone; I can’t get a loan bc I have no documentation of income since July. Please help if you can. gofund.me/3a19ae1b

If President Biden’s photograph in that walk of Presidents or whatever is the Autopen, this should be 47*’s…

I would donate but my ass got DOGEd on July 14 and my retirement pay STILL hasn’t started…

In this case it’s not the risk of crime, it’s the fact that Phoenix is hot. Like seriously dangerously hot. The only good thing is that it’s not also humid (“but it’s a dry heat”), so when you sweat it actually does what it’s supposed to and cools your body by evaporation.

If it’s a hoax, and if he’s not involved, exactly HOW would it be a “very hostile act to the administration”…? 🧐

Looked it up and it sounds intriguing - added it to my ‘want to read’ list.

Are we sure he’s pretending? He could just be that dumb…

Since he already was one, does that now make him a Klein bottle?

Ugh. Wakefield again…

It was sarcasm, hence the grimace/yikes emoji…

Broken clock blah blah blah…

Snuck into the kitchen and ate dinner while the parental units weren’t watching?

I mean, he’s not wrong. We DO need a president who isn’t the laughingstock of the world.

That President is not him.

JFC that weasel has SO much to answer for. Can all the various time agents PLEASE coordinate your efforts to fix it instead of undoing each other’s work???

Please tell me you cross posted this on Xitter…

And it’s not like FL has some of the biggest tourism draws in the country or anything… I’m sure everything will be fine.

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It’s going to get bad…

I have a friend who lives in FL. Thank goodness her doctor isn’t one of the idiots - he’s already covering her vaccinations with prescriptions.

They are unable to comprehend that we want them ALL investigated, not just their side, because that’s how THEY think. It is impossible for them to understand.

I love this so much! (I used a bead loom and seed beads to make my Gatchaman wristbands, because it was the end of the 70s/early 80s for me.)

In case someone wants to know why I can’t pay it back, my retirement paperwork is still going through the processing - they shut down the site for an upgrade in August, and there are a LOT of people in line. Other than the LSL, my last pay was $80 for July 14th, my last day before being forced out.

And also ask her this question 👇

Would be nice to get my job back… of course, I can’t pay back my lump sum leave payment so I guess I start over again at zero…

Same. Also hoping that JD’s utter lack of charisma leads to at least a few in Congress rediscovering their spines…