And NEW unofficial champions* of the world it’s #nufc
*based on a boxing bout style title belt system.
And NEW unofficial champions* of the world it’s #nufc
*based on a boxing bout style title belt system.
⚫️⚪️ Kieran Trippier, Dan Burn and Joelinton have been absolute monsters for Newcastle tonight.
🧤 Credit to Aaron Ramsdale too because he’s been brilliant in goal and has made three or four massive saves.
👏🏻 That is a fantastic win and one that is thoroughly deserved.
#NUFC
YOU'VE SEEN UNITED NOW FUCK OFF HOME 🐕
04.03.2026 22:18 — 👍 43 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0Also special mention for Joelinton. What a machine he was tonight. #NUFC
04.03.2026 22:40 — 👍 64 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0Same
28.02.2026 16:51 — 👍 20 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0No one, apart from you, wants to see that thing you made with AI.
12.02.2026 13:55 — 👍 272 🔁 60 💬 12 📌 1I’m frantically trying to work out if it could be anything else 😅
10.02.2026 18:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Van Dijk is hilarious to watch when things aren’t going 100% his way. When he fluffs a pass or touch he looks around and roars at any close teammate as if it’s their fault for not teleporting to the destination of his miscontrol.
08.02.2026 18:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah I remember it. That felt a bit awkward too as I recall.
07.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel like I’ve lived Howe’s current life on Football Manager so many times. Switching player roles, changing shapes, tweaking instructions. Just hoping the correct formula just falls into your lap.
07.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The whole team feels jaded at the minute. With the relentless schedule it drains you mentally as well as physically. I feel jaded supporting them never mind actually playing the games.
07.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He has just had a bairn too. Could be all sorts going on that we don’t know about tbh.
07.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Qarabag, Chelsea and Spurs as a possible route to the final, you say?
30.01.2026 12:57 — 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0Watched it last night. Thought it was class.
30.01.2026 11:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you've not already seen it, this is a great watch youtu.be/o6JAONCgDSk?...
30.01.2026 07:55 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0That’s a terrible idea.
28.01.2026 17:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hear hear
25.01.2026 15:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Worth remembering that #nufc entered this year’s Champions League as a pot 4 team with tougher fixtures than other English clubs and are currently sat 7th. The other pot 4 sides are Galatasaray in 17th, Qarabag 18th, Monaco 21st, Athletic Club 23rd, Copenhagen 26th, Pafos 30th and Kairat 36th.
22.01.2026 07:29 — 👍 49 🔁 10 💬 6 📌 1Well there’s two hours we’re not getting back #nufc
18.01.2026 15:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That was the most entertaining thing ever to be on Sky Sports Cricket #nufc
07.01.2026 22:40 — 👍 32 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0I love it at the expense of cardiac longevity
07.01.2026 22:46 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What it felt like to watch that game:
07.01.2026 22:30 — 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0If there's one way to celebrate Kevin Keegan that's exactly how to do it. Howay the lads! #nufc
07.01.2026 22:24 — 👍 123 🔁 16 💬 4 📌 1Anyone on here help with spare #nufc tickets? Got one for Weds that can't go now, adult, face value, Gallowgate end.
05.01.2026 23:39 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Shelvey on Dan Ashworth 🤣🤣
05.01.2026 22:49 — 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 1I wondered why his shirt looked off to me 😂
04.01.2026 17:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yessssssss. Not a routine win but in the end we absolutely deserved the win.
Depth of the squad helped to make the difference.
Miley & Bruno both class, the latter player of the season so far.
Two wins on the spin & a clean sheet. #nufc
Probably one of our most complete performances in a while. Special mention to Miley and Bruno. That game just made me happy #nufc
04.01.2026 16:58 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0In my experience, there’s rarely a conversation you can’t end/pivot out of by playing the syphilis card.
31.12.2025 11:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0