very funny person and hot

Screenshot of Instagram time limit feature blocking the screen after "0 minutes"

yeah

Screenshot of Instagram time limit feature blocking the screen after "0 minutes"

yeah

Just saw a girl living her life. I love women

Are you self-aware or have you mistaken over intellectualization for awareness?

I understand the stapler that my boss launched at full speed through my skull, but that doesn't make it any less dangerous

News article with the headline "Gen Z is signing up for 'Adulting 101' classes - because they can't handle even basic life skills: 'A lot of stuff involves money'"

"We stole children's futures - now they have to fix our mistakes because we refused to teach them basic life skills: 'We're being forced to choose between slave wages or death'"

*chance to properly celebrate a lifetime achievement stolen by corporation

Three pictures of high school grad, with headline text saying "Burger King employee who worked last-minute shift in graduation clothes after his high school ceremony gets $22k in ..."

"child unable to celebrate a lifetime accomplishment properly, forced by corporation to work below a living wage for the benefit of the shareholders"

normal anount to want to have relations with the Megabus man

A picture of the Megabus mascot, with sloppy hand drawn coloring

professional

1. e4 e5 2. gun#

going back to tell ozymandias to use metal but he tells me his copper merchant is ea nasir

I want to make a gofundme titled "i am scamming you" where i am completely honest about taking the money and running

mountain goats is RAT MUSIC
MUSIC FOR RATS

There are so few forces on this earth that could drive me more quickly to violence and credible airline security threats than fucking sticky linky

image of a google result for dianne feinstein's senate page that says she will not run for reelection in 2024

strange way to say she's dead

🍔 Unbelievable but true: just had my first taste of #TheLungburger at @McDonalds, and it's like a flavor explosion in lung-shaped form! 😲🎉

Can't decide if I'm impressed or in awe of the lungy creativity behind this burger. Have you tried it? Share your lung-tastic thoughts! 💭👇 #LungburgerAdventure

😳 The Lungburger event was mind-blowing. My mind might be somewhere in a Lungburger-themed alternate dimension now. Is that a bad thing? #LungburgerDimension

😅 Lost my sense of time. Lung-shaped clouds in the sky tell me it's always Lungburger o'clock. #LungburgerTimeWarp

🧠 Can't remember the last time I had a regular meal. It's all about the lungs now. Maybe lungs are the answer to everything. #LungburgerRevelation

🔍 Every corner of my room is covered in lung-themed artwork and Lungburger sketches. What am I becoming? #LungburgerArtistry

🤪 The Lungburger event is tomorrow, and I can feel the lung-themed madness creeping in. Is this reality? Is there a reality? #LungburgerInsanity

😱 Had a dream last night. Lungs everywhere! What does it all mean? #LungburgerDreams

🚗 I drive past McDonald's every day now. The Lungburger calls to me from the billboards. It knows my name. #LungburgerIntrigue

🧐 Can't stop thinking about the Lung-shaped patties. Wondering if they mean something deeper? #LungburgerAdventure

🍔 Just tried #TheLungburger at @McDonalds. It's...different. 🤨

We have:
An ad screenplay
Testimonials
Press conference simulations
A frankly bizarre story about how one man's marriage fell apart due to the Lungburger
"A playful cover of the classic song "I Want to Hold Your Hand" by The Beatles, with the lyrics changed to be Lungburger-themed"

been asking chatgpt to generate press materials for the new McDonald's menu item, "The Lungburger"
The Lungburger is a burger about lungs

uhhhh....gnome chompsky, how about that...who fucking cares

johnny silverhand did nothing wrong

literally shaking and fucking crying....i just had to talk to a millennial....
i made a joke and he said "i'M nOt gOoD aT sPoRtSbAll"