Older and Slyer

…there’s a list.
I’ll start with the suggestions, and see what I growl in the pretty kitty’s ear leads to.

Shame is for people who take more than they deserve.
I’m just happy so many people take the discreet solution.
…and the knot.

I keep lots of photos of creampied boyfriends.
Girlfriends too.
Those are my souvenir- theirs usually leak a little.

Delightful. Might try that myself.

Still trying to figure it out, huh?
More practice it is.

“Have you been fucking all my friends?”

I don’t know, kid.
Probably not?
Gimme a list and I’ll tell you.

If you’re flexible enough…

I’d sure like to, true enough~

Most of my life was spent utterly absent of sex.
Now? I try to seek it out, and to enjoy.
Of course the general public’s tastes and standards were irreparably damaged before I hit that point...

But hey. Gotta try, right?

I probably should have gotten off this morning, but I didn’t want to rush.

I’m not cheap, but I’m very, very good.

The irony of age verification being a childish practice from an immature outlook.

Why do they call them bdsm breeding parties instead of trauma dump sessions?

A relentlessly thirsty former housemate now lives with two more just as horny as he is.
Anyone who goes over there for a hookup is going to start a turf war.

Oh, I’ll make sure you’re perfectly smooth.
And then I’ll make you mine~

Bet you could use somebody to run their tongue aaaall over that… you know, just to make sure you didn’t miss any spots~

Depends on whether I’d gotten some slung-up deer time earlier~

C’mere, kiddo~

Sometimes I get dickstracted in the shower, and then suddenly I’m running late. Whoops. #fcf

After I’m through, my mind’ll be the only one left.
Yours will be gone, gone, gone~

I’ll just have to pleasure you till you forget aaaall about those deathclaws.
Hope you don’t mind.

Remember.
When there’s only one thing that makes them attractive?
They’re not attractive.
You’re just ignoring what’s important.

…*sigh*

Attributes and attitudes I find abhorrent *really* need to stop becoming fashionable, trendy, and commonplace.
I’ve suffered enough already.

Gives me the same vibe as Folsom- much too likely to run into people and things that would ruin it for me.

Handsome beast.

Looks like the most warm, soft, comfortable place to doze the flight away.

Indeed~
Amusement aside though, that’s why it’s wisest to hire an X-rated caterer.

“I can feel the family resemblance. Your mom and dad both clench just like that…”

You got it, pretty puppy.