beefchonk - Bluesky Statics

Just makes me want to nibble it. 🤤

04.03.2026 19:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Those shoulders just keep on growing!

02.03.2026 15:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So damn peachy. I need.

25.02.2026 23:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🥺🥺🥺🥺

25.02.2026 08:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ugh, been there.
Got offered the use of evri to deliver a package for cheaper at the post office. I said "absolutely not with those clowns"

20.02.2026 12:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Big n sexy 🥵

20.02.2026 08:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon lion from the lion king is smiling and dancing . ALT: a cartoon lion from the lion king is smiling and dancing .

YESSSSS,

19.02.2026 14:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My most favourite genre of spicy videos is bottoms losing their goddamn mind getting railed.

19.02.2026 12:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rest is best, get a big glass of water in you and get back into bed. Quicker you do quicker it passes.

18.02.2026 07:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man with a beard is sitting in front of a bookshelf with his hand on his chin ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in front of a bookshelf with his hand on his chin

I must HAVE

18.02.2026 00:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You need some jocks. 😘

17.02.2026 14:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Body ody ody ody ody. 💪🥵

17.02.2026 09:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Both absolutely never ever denied.

14.02.2026 14:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Letterboxd screenshot Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022 Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.

i often think about this review

14.02.2026 03:13 — 👍 12818 🔁 3451 💬 125 📌 232

Well now we need to see a side by side 💪🥵

13.02.2026 12:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Glorious one it is too. 🤤

11.02.2026 19:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Omg, the way that dick pumps
🤤🤤🤤

09.02.2026 20:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Getting thicker!

04.02.2026 07:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Woooowww the striations

31.01.2026 13:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Daaaaaamn the tiddies be puuuumped

30.01.2026 13:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looking powerful af. Love it

23.01.2026 00:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Woof looking great handsome.

22.01.2026 10:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wooof, fully bulked grr

21.01.2026 20:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Proud of these big boys hehe.

21.01.2026 12:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good lord thats some hot furry beef. Keep packing it on big lad.

20.01.2026 23:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If i spanked that it would jiggle in the best kind of way. 🤤

15.01.2026 01:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Daaaaamn absolutely massive! And still more to grow i bet. 💪💪💪

14.01.2026 12:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Loving that beef stud. Keep it growing! 💪🐻

12.01.2026 13:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel your pain.
I am and forever will be a beard gay. Never again shall my naked chin feel an uninterrupted breeze.

12.01.2026 13:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤩🤩🤩🤩

10.01.2026 16:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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