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It took me way.too.long. to realize the guy's wearing neopren and a belt.
I'm still recovering from this one.

Gestern n Foto von meiner Achsel gemacht weil meine Lymphknoten jeden Monat anschwellen und weh tun, und ichs mal dokumentieren wollte zum Schauen obs nicht doch Krebs ist und heute die Google Fotos Schnittstelle dem Arbeitskollegen demonstriert mit ratet mal welchem Bild direkt auf Augenhöhe.

Dev couldn't build software bc invalid certificate, had to panic learn everything, nearly ordered an usb stick from the US, contacted x peops, got help setting up wrong vault which I corrected myself after 1hr and now, a week later I finally did it and now I see a 280.- bill for 1hr wrong vault. fml

Ending up at the last stop, 5 stations past mine, bc I got too invested in researching electronic microcars to save me 1h20 every office day.

"I tried A and B, nothing worked so it MUST be your tool." - Client that is too professional to use the software but didn't spend 1 sec to inform themselves about the correct set up of their planned product and then wondered why their workarounds in a 3rd software didn't work.

Switching platforms in the morning's the most evil thing I can imagine. Nearly fell for it.

Wie meinem Handy nach 30% Laden und keinem Millimeter bewegen auffällt, dass das Cover im Weg ist, um die Uhr kabellos zu laden.

I tend to forget I'm on a spectrum until I get really upset about that printer that sounds as annoying as my heartbeat when I'm really exhausted.

Natürli chunt de Mitarbeiter genau denn zum fröge wasi eig so am lose bin woni s erst mal sit ewigs de Serial Killer Podcast ufgmacht han...

Smn tried to book X00.- off my card and was declined.
Not happy about that whole password changing, card cancelling process I gotta do now, but I do love the thought of an a-hole finally getting a card info only to realise it does him no good. *smiles in poor"

All the while I'm sitting in the smallest space, can't focus bc coworkers and heavy production machines and I only work from home when I've no meetings. I do more than my predecessor yet I get more restrictions than him.
I like my job but dang do they restrict the little freedom they offer.

When new coworker took the same homeoffice day as me for the 2nd time, I knew boss would say smt. And yes, he just came by to ask not to take a fixed day as homeoffice day and to make sure smn is always in the office so it doesn't look "as sad".

"Wir machen den HB zur autofreien, grünen Oase"
*zeigt Bilder von Beton, Kies und wenigen Löchern für Bäume*

Wenn dir dein PM-Tool zum Einjährigen in der Firma gratuliert.

Me while watching a clip of classical music: you know what I would do if I was filthy rich?
Bf: idk order a musician to play for you only?
Me:........I would go to every concert without checking prices..

2 kinds of ppl I guess? Also gotta raise them standards..

New favorite random fact:
Cowboys could have sent faxes to Samurai.

But...who said a style had to be consistent? The style police?

Gerade Newsletter mit ".....Adventskalender" im Titel bekommen, direkt gelöscht.

such amateurs

Go home, PDF, you're drunk

Habe in den letzten X Jahren wohl 169 Seiten/Apps mit FB verbunden. Gerade gedacht, dass ich das doch nicht soo cool finde und FB so: "Klar kannst du die Verbindungen trennen. Du kannst dich in Zukunft nicht mehr bei den Firmen verknüpfen und deine Daten bekommen wir trotzdem noch."

Coo, man, coo.

a man with a beard and a scarf around his head says " as it was written " . ALT: a man with a beard and a scarf around his head says " as it was written " .

Wir beim rausgehen:

Ich: Wenn ich schon da bin, hast du auch Eisen an Lager?
Galaxus: I got you boo, Vitaminpräparate oder Golfschläger?
Ich: Ja.

(Schmarn, habe mir keinen Golfschläger geholt, aber fand die Auswahl nice)

Not me checking for the 3rd time today if it's 5pm already

Woche 1 ohne hormonelle Verhütung:
Habe einen Pickel bekommen, der Mount Doom in den Schatten stellt.
Mein Bruder hat mir schon gratuliert, dass ich mit 35 immer noch wie ein Teenager aussehe.

Just read "the plot chickens" and realised I might be tired.

Können wir nicht allen Politikern so nen Periodenkrampf-Simulator anhängen für ne Woche und schauen, was so passiert?

Not sure if she was dying or doing an epic breakdance solo, but that huge fly was doing sick moves alright.

2 Releases am Geburtstag, what could possibly go wrong?
Ah, ja, die ganzen Probleme an den Tagen danach. haha ha haaaAAAAHH