Roxanne

If it's going to cost me $600 to go Florida might as well mi go Jamaica and done.

This country is so fucked.

Dweet

All I want is a manor in the Scottish countryside, the ominous rumble of thunder in the distance, an Agatha Christie novel, a kettle on the stove, a vintage armchair, an emotional support owl, and a basket of freshly-baked pastries.

Spent the day on the couch napping and rewatching Eat, Pray, Love with my dog. Now ordering burritos for dinner. Life's good.

Almost done and still waiting to be impressed. Hoping for a hell of a twist in these last 2 hours🤞🏾

I really need to chill with these nails. I look like I drive a Nissan Altima.

Is this euphemism for something else?

Yaayy

So glad I'm working this Thanksgiving so I don't have to go spend the day with the tr*mp supporters.

The pot set with the one handle being shared among 7 pots is such an outrageous scam.

Hater.

Whats wrong with it?

Naah, I feel sad for them. The ability to enjoy reading is something you develop over time, and it’s unfortunate that some people never reach that point.

I'm no longer at the point where I'd be horrified if my nudes leaked but have the small consolation that at least my body tea. Need fi fix up.

So definitely a Tyler Perry production then

A picture I took of a reflection the other day. #photography #naturephotography #landscapephotography

You're doing amazing, sweetie 💙

My dog got ear surgery and now he’s stuck with the cone of shame until he gets better

The way how 90% of my clothes no longer fits

Forgot how much mental energy it took to join a new social media platform.