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24.02.2026 17:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It me, I'm afrom american
24.02.2026 17:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes, but when the Irish were Brits
20.02.2026 15:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Vacationing in the Islands of Langerhans
18.02.2026 05:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0way ahead of you
17.02.2026 04:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0and a net weight in milliliters
16.02.2026 04:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I also grew up in Houston.
15.02.2026 23:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Beyoncé
14.02.2026 09:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Everyone's gone to the movies
Your cousin Dupree
I feel as though I've met Joe Jotsu
31.01.2026 02:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I used to deal weed in the 70s without using a scale, so I can reach into the bag and grab exactly 55 goldfish without breaking any.
28.01.2026 00:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've made a soup every day since Friday, otherwise I'm staying under blankets unless I'm at work, where there is a forge to keep us warm.
27.01.2026 23:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I liked Jane Banks better too; Michael Banks was an insufferable little brat.
27.01.2026 13:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I do this too, but only with Kurt Russell - Snake Plissken is a descendent of Wyatt Earp; he was orphaned in the South Pacific, flew back to civilization in a makeshift helium balloon made by castaways. From there he went to college, but a lab accident fried his brain and made him a mere machine...
27.01.2026 13:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't blame me, I moved to Federland
27.01.2026 12:23 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Great score by Duke Ellington
26.01.2026 23:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Will they take me if I only have an AA in Political Theater?
22.01.2026 22:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0orc economy, driving all the good lembas bakeries out of the shire
15.01.2026 15:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My grandmother's old grocery store is now an AI startup.
08.01.2026 19:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MTV has an Aerosmith: Unplugged and they were on electric guitars. But - they were sitting down.
07.01.2026 18:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm singing Beanie Beanland to the tune of Birdland
07.01.2026 16:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Goldie! My ship is finally coming in!
07.01.2026 16:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's not just Valero with the windfall, it's the guy that has 300m empty 55 gallon barrels in a warehouse in Miami that he needed to move.
07.01.2026 15:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this will be the opening narration in a Linklater doc about cowpunk/punkabilly in Austin TX, 1987.
05.01.2026 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Memo subject: Cpt Kirk's Equator
05.01.2026 12:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No, fun idea though! It's chrome logged in as me. It's just a little something I made more in anger than in jest. I should finish it, but I like its silly simplicity.
04.01.2026 02:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have a linux maxhine running a script that searches random three- and four-word phrases, once a minute, to throw these bastards off.
03.01.2026 02:08 — 👍 44 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0In Dr Strangelove they were both played by Peter Sellers
02.01.2026 06:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"F&L on the Campaign Trail"
02.01.2026 02:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Or maybe letters of marque
02.01.2026 02:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0many pros forget this important step, I've seen it happen
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