Jessie Mae

Volunteers are, by definition, unpaid.

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yeah, this is what I think happened. unfortunately.

That's genuinely wild to hear! I like quite a bit of the music that came out during my teens but my favorite genres are 70s rock and circa 2008 emo.

I was born in 1980. I guess I defy the odds?

The IKEA shark Blahaj rests behind an armchair, bathed in the golden glow of the rising sun

caught a transcendent moment in the guest room this morning

i will start biting people if they take Felicia Wennberg away

For the record, I took 2 days off to go see MCR and came back to the news that my clients were going into a care facility in just over a week.

I’m currently getting around 10 hours a week instead of 30. Wheee, who needs to pay bills!? Not me!

I’ve driven across the country twice and man does this explain why that whole middle section I felt like a bug on a plate

A sleepy tabby cat in a teal tie dyed corgi squishmallow bed.

Catte

Disney Hit With Legal Salvo From Shareholders Over Jimmy Kimmel Suspension The entertainment giant may soon have to turn over documents and communications dealing with the late-night host's sidelining, including company moderation polices and copies of deals with affiliate s...

Be right back, buying popcorn futures

"the Board and executives may have breached their fiduciary duties of loyalty, care and good faith by placing improper political or affiliate considerations above the best interests of the Company and its stockholders,”
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I've been doing this in my suburb and it's such a good feeling to see these invasives knocked out. It's small but definite progress, and easy to achieve with some clippers and gloves.

Gently shake phone. A picture of a black cat on a black background in the centre of a black and white glitchy surrounding. When you wiggle your phone the cat seems to jiggle in the centre even though it’s a static image

this blew my tiny mind

Yeah for them to be really screwed in the midterms we’d need blue states to start gerrymandering themselves and they’re not

Photo of square orange tiles, set into the ground, across one of which several cats footprints are clearly visible.

One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall.

It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?

"Look what you did to a perfectly good text editor! Now it's a captain planet villain!"

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Oh look it’s a to do list!
1. Feed/medicate cats
2. Clean litter boxes
3. Fucking SLEEP
4. Shower at some point
5. Order Smudge’s inhaler

What on earth do you have for X? I’m deeply curious

Titles or author?

YouTube video by Erwin Beekveld They're Taking The Hobbits To Isengard HQ

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE ALL-TIME BANGER THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD

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'Logan Lucky' released in theaters 8 years ago and this George R.R. Martin joke still holds true today

somebody to love > bohemian rhapsody 7 days out of 7 and twice on Sunday for the love of GOD.

Charles de Lint had a short story where trees that were cut down were being reincarnated as humans and I think about that a lot whenever I see trees come down so a new housing development can go in

Sausages and cheese, German supermarket

the scenario we all feared

Instagram post from the nsgov Instagram account. Black and red text reads “STAY OUT OF THE WOODS”; the foreground is a black silhouette of trees

obsessed with this vague notice from the government of Nova Scotia. Like it’s definitely about the new fire restrictions, but it also looks like a poster you’d find yellowed and curled on the bulletin board of a diner in a town where locals won’t talk about their missing kids

FOR THE UNION MAKES US STRONG

Basically I could really use a vacation, but I don’t trust my “the clients die if you take time off” jinx

Also, I’m hoarding my minuscule amount of PTO for hockey trips

But I still want a vacation

Coffee foam art in a distinctly phallic shape. Like…DISTINCTLY

I am a trifle concerned about the artwork on this mocha.

The Portland Pickles selected a random fan to take an at bat on fan appreciation night.

He hit a 2 run homer.