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โ€œIf I die one day...will my body turn into Dry Luigi?โ€

โ€œ...AND THAT'S WHY I HATE HALLOWEEN, OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T THINK ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT!!โ€

06.10.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œShadow magic?! Where and how can I learn this?โ€

06.10.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œQuick question, does anyone else know how to simply sink into the ground and disappear like that?โ€

06.10.2025 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œMaybe I should train in case one day an opponent who is too strong for me comes along...BUT-A HOW am I supposed to do that in a month that is actively using my weak point?!โ€

05.10.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œWell, then I'll come and visit your realm! I think visiting new places and meeting new people would be a good experience too!โ€

05.10.2025 04:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[Luigi gets back up after hopeless results. He slowly walks away, but his fear that there might be more powerful opponents than his archenemies remains.]

04.10.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œ...DO WE NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT HOW YOU DISAPPEARED THROUGH THE FLOOR?! How did you do that?!โ€

[Luigi goes on the ground and knocks on it, as if he is trying to sink through the ground himself.]

04.10.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œWait, are ALL the ghost there good, or are there a few bad ones too...? Because my only job is-a to catch the BAD spirits! I don't really want to hurt the good ones...โ€

04.10.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œI've already noticed that. After all, I was fighting someone who's an expert with the darkness...โ€

[Luigi spins around to try to keep up with the stretches.]

โ€œBut could you promise me you won't work with Bowser or King Boo or ANYONE who has a problem with my friends...? Pleeaase?โ€

04.10.2025 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œSure! Just try not to break the thing...โ€

[Luigi takes out the Poltergust and hands it to her.]

04.10.2025 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œWell, I at least hope that Bowser never hires you as one of his minions...โ€

[Luigi slowly tries to calm down. He wipes away a few beads of sweat on his forehead that he just got.]

โ€œ...Otherwise I'd have to use some of the overpowered power-ups to even stand a chance against-a you!โ€

04.10.2025 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œThanks, that would make my work a lot easier...โ€

04.10.2025 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[Luigi stood there in shock. He was so shocked by this power that he couldn't move for a moment.]

โ€œYou're... really qu-quite powerful. Not everyone I meet has the power to crush such a flower into nothing. Especially if said flower could freeze the sun...โ€

04.10.2025 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œSure! But only on one condition...I would need the ghosts we find there for my professor's collection.โ€

04.10.2025 11:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œSomething like that. But it's-a also very useful when I need to solve puzzles!โ€

[Luigi intentionally tries to hide the few times he used the vacuum cleaner for sports to gain an unfair advantage.]

04.10.2025 11:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

[Luigi's pointing finger begins to shake before he starts screaming in panic.]

โ€œYOU WERE TRAPPED IN A BURNING APARTMENT?! Oh Mamma Mia, I'll get you help!!! ...Should I call the fire department or a doctor in this case? Whatever, I'll do it myself!!โ€

[He pulls out an ice flower.]

04.10.2025 11:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œOh, that's just the name of the vacuum cleaner I use to defeat ghosts! It doesn't look particularly powerful, but it's a huge help!โ€

04.10.2025 11:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œDifferent topic... Would you perhaps need something like a water hose? Or a bucket of water?! Or maybe ANYTHING we could use to extinguish your flame there?!โ€

[Luigi points fearfully at the burning head in front of him.]

04.10.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œDEMONS?! I may be well-versed in ghosts and turtles and know how to defeat them, but I'm-a not really sure about demons...โ€

04.10.2025 11:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œThis could be interesting! Hopefully, the ghosts there aren't anything my Poltergust can't handle...โ€

04.10.2025 11:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œWell, there's still a bit of time until Halloween. I wonder if there's a mansion out there I can explore until then...?โ€

04.10.2025 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

โ€œHopefully I won't be locked in a cage above lava again anytime soon...โ€

03.10.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
28.09.2025 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œOkey Dokey...the month can begin now.โ€

01.10.2025 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œYes...I have experience.โ€

01.10.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œI'm not really a big fan of purple. I just associate bad memories with the color...โ€

01.10.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œI think the color blue has become unpopular lately. Don't ask me why, I still like it! But green is more my thing!โ€

30.09.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œGood thing that I am green...โ€

30.09.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œ...What would my Halloween costume be?โ€

30.09.2025 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œ...Is it normal for someone to have black eyes with red pupils?!โ€

30.09.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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