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@pseudoclever.bsky.social

Long-time Sizeplay writer and occasional 3D artist. I write sexy stories about big and small people that hopefully make you feel more than just horny. She/they pronouns, https://linktr.ee/pseudoclever πŸ”žADULTS ONLYπŸ”ž

406 Followers  |  123 Following  |  239 Posts  |  Joined: 15.10.2023  |  2.2141

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Sorry. πŸ«‚ There's a good chance it's not about you. Sometimes humans are just sad, you know?

16.10.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing!!!

16.10.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A giant nude dark woman towers over a roof a building providing shade to a smaller man during a hot summer day.

A giant nude dark woman towers over a roof a building providing shade to a smaller man during a hot summer day.

I finished a commission for @njordofthetides.bsky.social
Njord's character LaQuantra
from his SizeRiot story: Quantum Theory.
Here's a link so you can read the words that inspired this adult picture.
theplaceofships.wordpress.com/2021/10/08/q...
#sizesky

03.10.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Text reads September Kinky Scribble Challenge, Congrats to all 2025 participants! 31 writers, 46 scribbles, 60.5+ hours of writing, 70,942 words total! Read stories at the link in bio.
List of participants:
Abigail is Nancy
Artful Hobbes
Aspen
Bones
BrinBug
Butcher
Chuck Murnoe
DiDi Star
Drya
FifthIvory
Gale
Harmony
Ivy Peregrine
J-Cuteum
Jessica
LaceyFairy
Lady Huge
Lee
Liath
Mini Marxist
Njord
Olo
Quinn
Salem
SolomonG
Sophie, Cutie Collector
Storm King Yohan
thatguy7244
TheWriteStuff25
Valerie Rose
Zoe-sized

Text reads September Kinky Scribble Challenge, Congrats to all 2025 participants! 31 writers, 46 scribbles, 60.5+ hours of writing, 70,942 words total! Read stories at the link in bio. List of participants: Abigail is Nancy Artful Hobbes Aspen Bones BrinBug Butcher Chuck Murnoe DiDi Star Drya FifthIvory Gale Harmony Ivy Peregrine J-Cuteum Jessica LaceyFairy Lady Huge Lee Liath Mini Marxist Njord Olo Quinn Salem SolomonG Sophie, Cutie Collector Storm King Yohan thatguy7244 TheWriteStuff25 Valerie Rose Zoe-sized

Congrats to all the writers who participated in the third annual #SeptKinkyScribble challenge! An amazing 46 #SizeKink scribbles!πŸŽ‰

Please follow & share your favs! Now more than ever, we must support the creative people in our community!

All stories featured here: ellelargesse.com/2025/10/01/s...

01.10.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

You're doing such a good job!

01.10.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just over 15 minutes left to share your stories for the #SeptKinkyScribble challenge, my lovelies!

01.10.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sisterhood of Six is a long novel, but let me highlight one chapter.

- 3 inch girl
- Southern mommy-dom CEO
- Her sadistic, big-chested NB assistant
- Using the tiny for their sexual amusement
- While all of it charges the tiny girl's magic

Interested~?

www.deviantart.com/pseudoclever...

17.09.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would it make it easier or harder if it was, "15 word orgasm"?

04.09.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a fair clarification. You do come off as a little scary in your persona~

02.09.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A sketch of a hand holding a pencil drawing abstract shapes. Text reads September #KinkyScribble, A Kinky Scribble is a flash-fiction writing/drawing exercise to help kinky creatives produce content in a short amount of time. Format includes six bullet points: 1. write the story quickly. 2. give it minimal edits. 3. add content tags. 4. share it publicly with the world within 24 hrs. 5. use #SeptKinkyScribble. 6.(optional) reply below or email me w/ a link to be featured in my Oct 1 blog post. See more details at the link in this post!

A sketch of a hand holding a pencil drawing abstract shapes. Text reads September #KinkyScribble, A Kinky Scribble is a flash-fiction writing/drawing exercise to help kinky creatives produce content in a short amount of time. Format includes six bullet points: 1. write the story quickly. 2. give it minimal edits. 3. add content tags. 4. share it publicly with the world within 24 hrs. 5. use #SeptKinkyScribble. 6.(optional) reply below or email me w/ a link to be featured in my Oct 1 blog post. See more details at the link in this post!

A graphic with a list of tips for September Kinky Scribbles. Examples: try ideas that excite you instead of what you think you "should" write, focus on a powerful moment, zoom in on sensory details, and lean into curiosity. See blog post for full list.

A graphic with a list of tips for September Kinky Scribbles. Examples: try ideas that excite you instead of what you think you "should" write, focus on a powerful moment, zoom in on sensory details, and lean into curiosity. See blog post for full list.

Announcing the 3rd annual #SeptKinkyScribble Challenge!

πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

Fellow size kink writers, join me in writing fun low-stakes erotica.

Write one or more stories of 500+ words in September, using the #KinkyScribble flash fiction format. Get featured on my blog!

ellelargesse.com/2025/08/31/k...

31.08.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 11

Been looking forward to this all year~

31.08.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚

29.08.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Won't someone PLEASE think of the children!" -> An argument that can be used to restrict literally any behavior.

20.08.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just started one today as it turns out.

20.08.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
screengrab of a portion of new yorker interview with former simpson's writer john swartzwelder: 
Mike Sacks: How much time and attention did you spend on these scripts? Another β€œSimpsons” writer once compared your scripts to finely tuned machinesβ€”if the wrong person mucked with them, the whole thing could blow up.
Swartzwelder: All of my time and all of my attention. It’s the only way I know how to write, darn it. But I do have a trick that makes things easier for me. Since writing is very hard and rewriting is comparatively easy and rather fun, I always write my scripts all the way through as fast as I can, the first day, if possible, putting in crap jokes and pattern dialogueβ€”β€œHomer, I don’t want you to do that.” β€œThen I won’t do it.” Then the next day, when I get up, the script’s been written. It’s lousy, but it’s a script. The hard part is done. It’s like a crappy little elf has snuck into my office and badly done all my work for me, and then left with a tip of his crappy hat. All I have to do from that point on is fix it. So I’ve taken a very hard job, writing, and turned it into an easy one, rewriting, overnight. I advise all writers to do their scripts and other writing this way. And be sure to send me a small royalty every time you do it.

screengrab of a portion of new yorker interview with former simpson's writer john swartzwelder: Mike Sacks: How much time and attention did you spend on these scripts? Another β€œSimpsons” writer once compared your scripts to finely tuned machinesβ€”if the wrong person mucked with them, the whole thing could blow up. Swartzwelder: All of my time and all of my attention. It’s the only way I know how to write, darn it. But I do have a trick that makes things easier for me. Since writing is very hard and rewriting is comparatively easy and rather fun, I always write my scripts all the way through as fast as I can, the first day, if possible, putting in crap jokes and pattern dialogueβ€”β€œHomer, I don’t want you to do that.” β€œThen I won’t do it.” Then the next day, when I get up, the script’s been written. It’s lousy, but it’s a script. The hard part is done. It’s like a crappy little elf has snuck into my office and badly done all my work for me, and then left with a tip of his crappy hat. All I have to do from that point on is fix it. So I’ve taken a very hard job, writing, and turned it into an easy one, rewriting, overnight. I advise all writers to do their scripts and other writing this way. And be sure to send me a small royalty every time you do it.

hi this is my favorite writing advice, it's from former simpsons writer john swartzwelder (i think about the crappy little elf all the time) www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

16.08.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3449    πŸ” 1080    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 140

Mm love it. Writing one like that right now~

14.08.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's really awful. What a pointless loss for the community...

14.08.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Awooooooga!

And perhaps a helloooooo nurse!

I love having so many hot and talented friends.

14.08.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

βœ…οΈ!!SALE!!βœ…οΈ

In honour of fucking censorship anyone who buys a spicy commission from me gets a discount!!

Full character- Β£30 +additional character +Β£20

Simple character sheet - Β£40 (clothed + nude version)

Bust - Β£20

simple lineart Sketch - Β£10

πŸ’™βœ¨οΈ

#commission #discount #sale #selfpromo

05.08.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you went to Sizecon Micro this year let us know what your favorite part was!

12.08.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting to play Lilith in the rpg stream *hair flips*

And the huge outpouring of emotion at the closing ceremony 😭

12.08.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In a "big Eve" mood.

My 2024 novel "Eve's Boutique" included periodic character height updates. Useful when there was SO much size change. Toward the end we subverted the need for the chart~

#Giantess #SizeSky

11.08.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What if Kim Pine's πŸ‘ took up a large portion of the room?

(link in bio for new Kim Pine animation)

#KimPine #giantess #animation

27.09.2024 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 466    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œLook at me, I am the captain now.”

I love a man who’s confident enough to let me play big, for a little bit anyway. ☺️

28.07.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

'The 50-Ft Mail-Out' is NOW LIVE!

It's a physical mail-out printed on my very own Riso press, featuring new writing, art, and other fun updates from the erotic/artistic/academic avant-garde sent straight to your door every month. And you can subscribe to it on my Ko-fI!

ko-fi.com/abigail_is_n...

09.08.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6
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We are happy to announce that SizeCon [micro] is returning again this year, and will be held August 8th, 9th, and 10th! SizeCon [micro] is on our chosen platform of Gather.Town, and is the best way to meet the wonderful people of the Size Community without leaving your own home!

17.05.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 9
Eve is a black-haired green-eyed witch. She has experienced a sudden growth spurt in a hallway, growing to a nine foot tall muscle-bound amazon with a giant cock. He clothes are ripped, she's lifting her skirt. She looks down at the viewer with an embarrassed but clearly amorous look.

Eve is a black-haired green-eyed witch. She has experienced a sudden growth spurt in a hallway, growing to a nine foot tall muscle-bound amazon with a giant cock. He clothes are ripped, she's lifting her skirt. She looks down at the viewer with an embarrassed but clearly amorous look.

I'm in an Eve mood today. Here's an old favorite. Eve often has big feelings when her powers get out of control. "Horny" is only one of them.

#Giantess #SizeSky

03.08.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lilith just now: Buy me a collar.

Me: Okay.

Lilith: It's blue leather. It has a place for ornaments.

Me: Absolutely. I need to leave for the club soon?? Can I shop for this later?

Lilith: *pouts*

01.08.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This seems like an open memo to @ellelargesse.bsky.social

01.08.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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