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@thekelz.bsky.social

She/they: queer, nutrition, fitness, witchy shit, roller derby, cosplay, comedy, nerd. I contain multitudes. Drag isn't a crime. BLM. TLM. FAFO.

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In 2005, one of my friends convinced Taco Bell to deliver an order for 10 people to our house, and people used to go "whooooooooa" when I told that story.

27.07.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone who thinks a government or a government agency should be run like a business is a brainless child.

27.07.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh.

24.07.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This, how he bragged about peeping on teenage girls, how he mocked those with disabilities, how he talked about wanting to fuck his own daughter, should illustrate clearly that his voting base, and everyone who excuses and enables them, are iredeemable monsters who only care about white supremacy.

24.07.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Meme of the Iron Sheik saying "Fuck the Hulk Hogan"

Meme of the Iron Sheik saying "Fuck the Hulk Hogan"

24.07.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If nutrients (nitrogen and phosphorous) continue to be overapplied to the land surface due to modern industrial agricultural practices and the climate continues to warm, expect more toxic algal blooms in Minnesota lakes in the future.

But 'We all want clean water', right?

24.07.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s your reason for hating hulk hogan cuz this is mine

24.07.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahahahaha

24.07.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hulk hogan died this is a terrible day for white fans of wrestling and the n word

24.07.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1573    πŸ” 172    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 9

I have now outlived one of the RNC speakers. The plan is proceeding perfectly.

24.07.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly this.

24.07.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society.

That's it. That's the post.

24.07.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 8665    πŸ” 2548    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 79

in 2021 a couple days before the election, nekima levy armstrong was like β€œkate knuth who? what? sheila nezhad? who are the Black candidates? i’m just going to vote for them.” now she gets a great Black candidate who deeply cares about the people in poverty in mpls and she’s like β€œno not like that”

20.07.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It feels like there's a new story like this every day.

20.07.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
20.07.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Minnesota Lynx, everybody.

20.07.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly, I don’t know who listened to her past her pre-planned escape from the kettle and mass arrest on I-94 at the end of summer or so.

20.07.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m surely not the only one thinking that Frey will pull a Cuomo. I’m less concerned that and very concerned what the ShitLib Democratic Party will do.

20.07.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My own anecdotal experience is that if you can make a woman laugh, feel valued, and also make feel like her concerns are actually being listened to and (when requested) addressed, the female gaze when it comes to physicality is... forgiving.

19.07.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2875    πŸ” 202    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 27

We did it!! 🌹🌹

20.07.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 306    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5

ORGANIZED PEOPLE CAN BEAT ORGANIZED MONEY

20.07.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 207    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
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Minneapolis is about to get its own Socialist Mayor. I love that for us ❀️✊🏾

20.07.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4048    πŸ” 554    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 33

The only thing to understand about the pronoun thing is that just because something is outside of your lived experience doesn’t mean it’s not real or the person telling you is mistaken or you are being inconvenienced

20.07.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6543    πŸ” 1049    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 23

zohmentum hits mpls

(context: www.startribune.com/can-minneapo...)

20.07.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 467    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 5

The Motion City Soundtrack fronted by Patrick Stump [FOB] & Gully Boys show today at MN Yacht Club Festival changed my life.

There's a marked before and after.
Fucking incredible. Beyond words.
πŸ’š

20.07.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Since the Epstein list "isn't real", I've determined that neither are my student loans or credit card debt.

11.07.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stone Arch Bridge in Minneapolis to reopen to the public Aug. 9 The bridge, which has closed in halved sections since spring 2024, will reopen with a ribbon-cutting ceremony featuring food trucks and other entertainment.

The full length of Minneapolis’ Stone Arch Bridge is set to reopen to the public Aug. 9 following more than a year of repairs:

08.07.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 6
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We only rate dogs. This is a fruit bat waiting for a teensy bit of banana. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10

08.07.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 10214    πŸ” 773    πŸ’¬ 177    πŸ“Œ 45

JUST IN: Justice Kagan has denied an emergency appeal by 4 current and former Seattle cops who attended the #J6 #stopthesteal rally and don't want their identities disclosed. Appeal: www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/24...

08.07.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2313    πŸ” 520    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 22

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