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@thekelz.bsky.social

She/they: queer, nutrition, fitness, witchy shit, roller derby, cosplay, comedy, nerd. I contain multitudes. Drag isn't a crime. BLM. TLM. FAFO.

197 Followers  |  222 Following  |  526 Posts  |  Joined: 16.07.2023  |  1.8298

Latest posts by thekelz.bsky.social on Bluesky

Pineapple belongs on pizza. I'm proud to have voted for @omarfatehmn.com, a man willing to stand by his principles

04.11.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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You don't have to forgive them, but hating them hurts you too.

04.11.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 225    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 0

eric roper’s coverage is a bright spot at the strib, i love this

04.11.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What We Lost When CondΓ© Nast Unceremoniously Shuttered Teen Vogue This article is part ofΒ TPM Cafe, TPM’s home for opinion and news...

if you want to know what happened to Teen Vogue yesterday, my work wife @allegrak.bsky.social β€” who ran our politics section for 6 years until this past June β€” said it all in this.

can't even pull out a favorite part til I sign my separation letter lol, just read the whole thing.

04.11.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2877    πŸ” 1268    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 80
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In Memoriam:

Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

04.11.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 12356    πŸ” 2919    πŸ’¬ 142    πŸ“Œ 133

It's Election Day! Get out there & vote (if you haven't already)!

Also, in addition to the Missoula City Council races, here are some other results I'll be tracking:

- NYC Mayor
- Seattle Mayor
- Virginia Governor
- New Jersey Governor

If there are any races you're watching, let me know as well!

04.11.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 504    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 4

Let's not bury the lead here - this article is from The Free Press, Bari Weiss' outfit that will soon be in charge of CBS News.

02.10.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

With everyone at the Trylon for that Onion movie, who’s in charge of Minneapolis Bluesky tonight?

02.10.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeffries going full Drake

02.10.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Joyce Carol Oates responding to a picture of a house with halloween skeletons positioned as if they are crawling up its facade with: (you can always recognize a place in which no one is feeling much or any grief for a lost loved one & death, dying, & everyone you love decomposing to bones is just a joke.)

Joyce Carol Oates responding to a picture of a house with halloween skeletons positioned as if they are crawling up its facade with: (you can always recognize a place in which no one is feeling much or any grief for a lost loved one & death, dying, & everyone you love decomposing to bones is just a joke.)

It's October, so I am legally required to repost my favorite tweet ever.

02.10.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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Democrat wins special election for seat held by slain Minnesota lawmaker Melissa Hortman The race comes three months after Hortman and her husband were killed in what Minnesota authorities described as a β€œpolitically motivated assassination."

Democrat Xp Lee wins Minnesota House special election to replace Melissa Hortman

17.09.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 500    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3

Everyone please enjoy my film

17.09.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1421    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 1

"I can abhor the violence that took your life, but I don't have to celebrate how you chose to live."

Pastor Howard-John Wesley

17.09.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4076    πŸ” 925    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 25

coates is genuinely a generational writer

17.09.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 10736    πŸ” 2606    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 36

Very brave stand made by Central America, the South, Caribbean, Columbia, and Peru, but I’m sorry, the combined power of southern Italy, Greece, Turkey, Lebanon, Palestine, Israel, Persia, all Indian, all Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Hmong, Philippines, Korean, and all Polynesia. fuggedaboudit!

17.09.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh… peacock is doing unskippable preroll promos now is it

17.09.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Up later than I should be avoiding the reality that is tomorrow.

17.09.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œ- and we cannot BELIEVE we’re saying this -” has me rolling, hilariously and painfully accurate

17.09.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He died doing what he loved; being a vile bigot and contributing to America’s decent into fascism

11.09.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ON /MY/ FULLY OPEN CLEARTEXT SOCIAL MEDIA PROTOCOL????

11.09.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

whatever kind of love you need right now-

I love you.

Stay happy and hopeful for the good in the universe, and the goodness in you, to shine through.

Every day is a new chance to give good to others.

So give good, and get good.

Love.

11.09.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Look. It's considered unchristian to speak ill of the dead, but I've never seen any prohibitions against trolling the dead. And if we can get Republicans to vote for an assault weapons ban by calling it The Charlie Kirk Act, well then I think we should do it.

Cuz, boy, it would piss him off

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The man is like "Wow a guy who talked about nothing but killing got killed really makes you think" in the most milquetoast way imaginable and they fire him for it. The media really is a high-control cult.

11.09.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s time to replace cynicism with excitement in Minneapolis. I’m running for our city, not against anyone else. Let’s build a future we can all be proud of.
#JazzForMayor #100DaysOfJazz

11.09.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the people who mocked and made up shit about the attack on paul pelosi have thoughts about decorum and we should definitely take them very very seriously

10.09.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 16192    πŸ” 3007    πŸ’¬ 183    πŸ“Œ 60

While we're all discussing how it's wrong to murder someone, let's not forget this:

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