In 2005, one of my friends convinced Taco Bell to deliver an order for 10 people to our house, and people used to go "whooooooooa" when I told that story.
27.07.2025 17:29 β π 23 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0@thekelz.bsky.social
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In 2005, one of my friends convinced Taco Bell to deliver an order for 10 people to our house, and people used to go "whooooooooa" when I told that story.
27.07.2025 17:29 β π 23 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone who thinks a government or a government agency should be run like a business is a brainless child.
27.07.2025 17:33 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Uh.
24.07.2025 16:05 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0This, how he bragged about peeping on teenage girls, how he mocked those with disabilities, how he talked about wanting to fuck his own daughter, should illustrate clearly that his voting base, and everyone who excuses and enables them, are iredeemable monsters who only care about white supremacy.
24.07.2025 16:06 β π 6 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Meme of the Iron Sheik saying "Fuck the Hulk Hogan"
24.07.2025 16:14 β π 20 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0If nutrients (nitrogen and phosphorous) continue to be overapplied to the land surface due to modern industrial agricultural practices and the climate continues to warm, expect more toxic algal blooms in Minnesota lakes in the future.
But 'We all want clean water', right?
Whatβs your reason for hating hulk hogan cuz this is mine
24.07.2025 16:23 β π 18 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Hahahahahaha
24.07.2025 16:27 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0hulk hogan died this is a terrible day for white fans of wrestling and the n word
24.07.2025 15:55 β π 1573 π 172 π¬ 39 π 9I have now outlived one of the RNC speakers. The plan is proceeding perfectly.
24.07.2025 15:58 β π 227 π 13 π¬ 6 π 0Exactly this.
24.07.2025 16:28 β π 45 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society.
That's it. That's the post.
in 2021 a couple days before the election, nekima levy armstrong was like βkate knuth who? what? sheila nezhad? who are the Black candidates? iβm just going to vote for them.β now she gets a great Black candidate who deeply cares about the people in poverty in mpls and sheβs like βno not like thatβ
20.07.2025 14:25 β π 14 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0It feels like there's a new story like this every day.
20.07.2025 14:25 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The Minnesota Lynx, everybody.
20.07.2025 14:38 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Truly, I donβt know who listened to her past her pre-planned escape from the kettle and mass arrest on I-94 at the end of summer or so.
20.07.2025 14:38 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm surely not the only one thinking that Frey will pull a Cuomo. Iβm less concerned that and very concerned what the ShitLib Democratic Party will do.
20.07.2025 14:40 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0My own anecdotal experience is that if you can make a woman laugh, feel valued, and also make feel like her concerns are actually being listened to and (when requested) addressed, the female gaze when it comes to physicality is... forgiving.
19.07.2025 20:32 β π 2875 π 202 π¬ 105 π 27We did it!! πΉπΉ
20.07.2025 04:14 β π 306 π 50 π¬ 3 π 5ORGANIZED PEOPLE CAN BEAT ORGANIZED MONEY
20.07.2025 05:20 β π 207 π 36 π¬ 2 π 3Minneapolis is about to get its own Socialist Mayor. I love that for us β€οΈβπΎ
20.07.2025 05:15 β π 4048 π 554 π¬ 83 π 33The only thing to understand about the pronoun thing is that just because something is outside of your lived experience doesnβt mean itβs not real or the person telling you is mistaken or you are being inconvenienced
20.07.2025 04:46 β π 6543 π 1049 π¬ 86 π 23zohmentum hits mpls
(context: www.startribune.com/can-minneapo...)
The Motion City Soundtrack fronted by Patrick Stump [FOB] & Gully Boys show today at MN Yacht Club Festival changed my life.
There's a marked before and after.
Fucking incredible. Beyond words.
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Since the Epstein list "isn't real", I've determined that neither are my student loans or credit card debt.
11.07.2025 14:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The full length of Minneapolisβ Stone Arch Bridge is set to reopen to the public Aug. 9 following more than a year of repairs:
08.07.2025 20:18 β π 78 π 21 π¬ 0 π 6We only rate dogs. This is a fruit bat waiting for a teensy bit of banana. Please only send dogs. Thank youβ¦ 12/10
08.07.2025 21:20 β π 10214 π 773 π¬ 177 π 45JUST IN: Justice Kagan has denied an emergency appeal by 4 current and former Seattle cops who attended the #J6 #stopthesteal rally and don't want their identities disclosed. Appeal: www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/24...
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