Pootan

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

Got sucked deep into Pokemon ZA and also skipped a day of my exercises and boy do I suffer for it.

Lost track of time and have to be up at 6am for my big girl job 💀

Loool that imagery tho

panel 1: a person is pointing on a bed where cats are lying in a way that leaves a vaguely human outline in the middle, saying "this is my hole!! it was made for me!! panel 2: a twisted shape of a person lies on the bed, screaling silently as the cats sleep peacefully in random positions

hey, i made a terrible comic instead of working #makeaterriblecomicday2025

7 piles of dog shit in my driveway 👍 I’ll be parking diagonally in my driveway until further notice. Maybe try sprinkling cayenne and chili flakes into the dirt idk man

Briefly entertained the idea of a cantilever fence before seeing the price. I’ll just take one on wheels thanks.

photo of me climbing into a person-shaped imprint carved into a big wall of snow

THIS IS MY HOLE! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!!

BBC News screenshot with the subtitle "Welcome to the year of the whores. People around the globe celebrate..."

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake

And a happy year of the whores to you all

its insane that drafting as an occupation used to just involve countless huge rooms of dads in shirts and ties, scattered all over the country, leaning over tables with their asses perked up all day as their 9-5 job

Corral gates are much cheaper than anything fancy so that’s what I think I’ll go with.

Bad Bunny at 31 vs Charlie Kirk at 31

Neighbors won’t keep their dogs on leashes and so they keep coming into my driveway to shit. I measured for a gate and will just slowly start saving money as scoping around for something.

Happy Valentine's day my loves!!!

Guess what I found?!! Dark Horse releasing the omnibuses of Gunsmith Cats!!

the closer kids are to teenagers the more effective this is

try saying "6-7" to a 13 year old and watch them wither and die inside

D-did they forget about Geordi?

Something I've been thinking about more is that, yes old games were pumped out because of insane labor crimes *but the art still exists* Unlike today where we are still putting humans in a meat grinder to make something, but that something is valueless ephemera from gamefied gambling houses or multiplayer games that live for less than a year and then die with no way to ever access them again I don't justify Chrono Trigger putting people in the hospital because I can still play it, but I can at least still fucking play it

Been thinking about Highguard and the impermanence of games these days (which is to say, moreso that usual)

your roflcopter suddenly looks a lot less impressive, as i roll up in my luxurious lmaousine

This HEP has made me aware of how much of a weak ass bitch my calf muscles are. I’m supposed to do 3 sets of this 3x a day?¿ my muscles are screaming but I’ll do it because Xena wouldn’t quit.

Art by • Yoshitaka Amano

Discord is terrible.

Discord

political malpractice that this chart hasnt been seared into the brains of every single american through advertising and social media

Two pros of my foot issue:
1. no high impact exercises so I finally have an excuse not to do cardio.
2. Heel lifts are recommended since they angle the foot to put more pressure on the ball than the heel. Finally a doctor excuse to be taller.

Yea, I’ve been ignoring this for close to 7 months now so he was like let’s not do that anymore.

Yea, I’d like to avoid any surgery!

Starting aggressive HEP today. The good news is it’s highly responsive to physical therapy, got new inserts. Was told all my shoes are shit 🤣

Learning that I’ve slowly been working myself towards an Achilles tendon rupture 🙂‍↕️

Bad Bunny, but he is a hunny.

I wish I could have auditioned to be a bush in the bad hunny concert. I can’t dance but I can standstill pretty well.