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Omg yessssss~~ And he just puts his skate shoes up on your lap, waiting for you to take them off and start helping him with all the sweat that's built up >~>

I'd melt into a puddle on the floor >///>

Kinda expensive, but last I checked, the rpi shop in Cambridge still had a few in stock! Might be worth calling up and checking if you're passing through! :>

owned

a fox wastes the entire day doing fuck-all

Oh huffff~~ Where did you get those?

Chastity doesn't work very well for me, I normally end up with a pencil in one hand and a vibrator in the other without any drawing being done :v

dog flu season

0 days since accidentally sending straight porn to the gay chat

four tiny ceramic animals: a light orange fox, a wolf, an otter or weasel, and a darker orange fox with black dotted markings on its back. they're arranged as if talking to each other.

they are very small and they're having an urgent meeting about it

Four ceramic guinea pigs of descending size. The largest is about as big as a walnut, and the smallest is barely as large as a pencil tip. There is a pencil for scale.

dont talk to me or my son or my sons son or my sons sons son ever again

screenshot of my quiz results: “Congratulations! You are a Quiz Destroyer. You answered 20 questions and didn’t break a sweat.” badges say: “Hydrated…?”, “Breakfast Appreciator”, “Behaves Unprofessionally”, “Burger Supplier”, “No Mayo”, “Fun Guy”, “Inbox Zero”

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Aaaaa, you look sooooo good!!! Can I ask where you got that boilersuit from? It looks like it feels incredible >~>

Hello World! Gonna get my shit together at some point :v

Until then, watch this space!