Matt Gertz

“I don’t know why I’m so anxious”

-me on my 5th cup of coffee

Yes I had a cookie for breakfast at noon on a Sunday what about it?

I’m yelling at the cloud with you!

Every insta post is turning into a multimedia frenzy and it’s driving me crazy

Door number 2 haha

Lmao I hate ArcGIS Pro so much. After 40 hours the model decides to fail?

32 hours now and I have to wonder if keeping my work laptop plugged in this long is going to run up my electric bill

FUCK ICE

The Netflix/WB thing really just fucking sucks, entire industries being squashed by a bunch of Silicon Valley tech losers in bad suits more concerns about churning out C- level content slop than making TV and movies.

Stay based, Seattle.

"He speculated the city might be the epicenter of anti-AI sentiment among major U.S. tech hubs."

Anyone else remember like a 10 year GOP crusade against snowflakes and parents coddling children with “participation trophies”? Everything is projection example 10,001…

23 hours and still going strong…

This GIS model has been running for 10 hours how is it not done yet

They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.

This isn't a Supreme Court, it's just six Republican operatives imposing law on the rest of us in order to help Trump and MAGA destroy the Constitution and impose authoritarian rule.

Real great system we have here. No notes.

I don’t understand how Susan Collins’s votes to confirm RFK Jr. and Kavanaugh won’t sink her the most if Democrats hammer on it. Make an entire ad called “Lazy Susan” and talk about how her refusal to stand up to Trump has undermined public health, allowed ICE abuses, and cost Mainers re: Canada.

Are people born gay? Or do they have gayness thrust upon them?

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Every piece shit standing around him is equally as racist as the piece of shit speaking behind the desk.

Is SoSoCal a thing now?

Hugs!

Being sick is annoying but at least it’s cozy weather and ramen is only two blocks away

Current US Policy:

If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.

This is great!

Thinking so much about how every client's wishlist was physical or financial, and no one asked for someone kind, loving, sensitive, or funny. Those qualities are the most enduring in a partner. Bodies and careers change a lot faster than personalities do.

AI is Destroying the University and Learning Itself Students use AI to write papers, professors use AI to grade them, degrees become meaningless, and tech companies make fortunes. Welcome to the death of higher education.

Absolutely devastating account of the CSU's $17 million capitulation to ChatGPT, from a fellow faculty member watching it happen www.currentaffairs.org/news/ai-is-d...

Awww