Yeah we.

Why are asylum seekers denied the right to work?

We all do. Your opinion is the outlier here.

How many boyfriends do you want?

Reform fury as someone else wins by Our By-election Editor Tim Shipsink The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost comprehensively to someone else. "It's totally unfair and rigged," said Goodwhinge. "I shouldn't be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost." Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me. Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X. "We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families." Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice. They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green." Reform leader Mr Farage, speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said, "It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either." PLUMBER DEFEATS MATT GOODWIN Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… I've stopped the cock

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

Not that creative then

Needs a clean!

Grift, corruption and downright lies

Got Motherwell in a couple of weeks too. 😬

KT is our 3rd highest league scorer with 5, which is a shocking statistic.

Fuck off back to X you dimwit

#BringThemBack #EndTheBans

Taking the piss big time

Why did they all sit there and tolerate this bullshit?

I thought the major airlines weren’t running flights?

Ego far beyond the ability of you or me to understand. And obsessed with the tackiest of things that money can buy.

They don’t follow the rules because they’re never made to pay the price

And now he has hair to rival Stuart Armstrong’s 🤨

How many weapons do we need to destroy the planet? Restarting the arms race is bonkers.

Placed strategically to defend the empire

About time the archaic pledge to the monarchy was excised.

Just a reminder that Virginia Guiffre tried to speak up about the grooming and abuse of the Dubin children. She was silenced by legal threats.

Bored of Peace

Any other sectors facing higher workloads and increasing abuse and intimidation?

But he’s happy with it now 🤷🏼‍♂️

Or the US apparently

Retaliatory

It’s lying bollocks like his previous statement. There is no such thing as a ‘defensive’ strike.

How much oil and natural gas does North Korea produce?