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@drunken-bard.bsky.social

๐Ÿšซ MDNI! ๐Ÿšซ Don't like, blockโ—๏ธ I don't have time for negativityโ€ผ๏ธ Parody/Roleplay Account. NSFW WILL BE PRESENT SOMETIMES. Obvi, adult mun

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Couldn't he change his own height? What with being able to alter their physical form? Of course!! But that takes the fun out of being a little gremlin.

06.06.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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"Easy!" They began, finishing the small giggle fit and smiling. "With my small stature, jt only makes sense I'd want to be tall!! The best ways to do that is rooftops and trees!" The bard said, as if it was the most logical thing ever, duh.

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06.06.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They made no attempt at sniffling the giggles that left their lips while watching Diluc scramble to not fall. Of course Venti wouldn't let that happen, wind is quite handy when it comes to being a neusance who scares people on rooftops.

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06.06.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"๐‘ฐ ๐’˜๐’Š๐’๐’ ๐’Œ๐’†๐’†๐’‘ ๐’Ž๐’‚๐’“๐’„๐’‰๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’๐’ ๐’–๐’๐’•๐’Š๐’ ๐’…๐’‚๐’˜๐’."

15.05.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"You summoned me??" Oops, guess who?

06.06.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// ๐Ÿ‘€ do Venti:0 pleaseeee

06.06.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

//PREACH OMFG IT PISSES ME OFF

03.06.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

..does chaos count?

03.06.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Let me know when the number gets too high ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌโฌ…๏ธ/those are bites

03.06.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ohhhh don't tempt them!!

"We could indeed.." Oh what a fascinating future that would be.

03.06.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Ah! See, that was only HALF of my thought process!! 'Imagine the chaos I could cause... WITH YOU!" Smooth recovery โž•๏ธโž•๏ธ

03.06.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"Imagine the mischief I could cause..."

03.06.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

..."tis the season for kisses!"

They've set up a kissing booth by the bridge going into Mondstadt.

03.06.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ‚ŠโŠนโ€โžด

๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ๐˜ด ๐˜จ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ.
๐˜—๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ.
๐˜ˆ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ต ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ฅ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ .แŸ

โ†“ โ†“ #girp #genshinrp

14.05.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"I always have time for good company" โœจ๏ธ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿƒ

03.06.2025 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Older men are just like well aged wine~ More experienced in life.." Says the old ass Archon.. He's weak for old souls!

03.06.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

//me? Popping on like a thirsty little bard when Capitano likes my shit? Yes, no shame.

03.06.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

//DUDE WHEN I SAW KAEYAS RESPONSE I WANTED TO SHRIVEL UP AND DIE OF EMBARASMENT FJFJDJD I CANT BELIEVE I JUST HDJDKFKF FORGOT!

"Mhm!! Alwayd!" It's their guilty pleasure!

16.05.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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//IM SO STUPID I DIDNT ATTACH THE IMAGE look it's been a while

16.05.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@glacialkiss.bsky.social

"I tried giving you the raw, not overthinking version.." He's been overthinking these too much.. 100% raw thoughts on paper.

16.05.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

//"it's a secret though" NO THE FUCK ITS NOT YOU TWINK

16.05.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The little joke almost went over the bards head.. ALMOST! A little laugh left their lips before smiling up at the other.

"Oh you've had my attention from the moment I laid eyes on you.." He's an honest one, Venti likes rugged, rough looking men.. it's a secret though.

16.05.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They damn near stop right in their steps, twirling around in a smooth about-face.

"Oooh..?~" Just so happens, they're a man wanting kisses.. hmm.

15.05.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I googled my eye

14.05.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@honoredindeath.bsky.social

Drops this then flees

14.05.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Biiiig stretch and a yawn.

"Mmm.. how long have I been asleep THIS time?.."

14.05.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Venti and Diluc feel so Husker and Angel to me, I can't explain it.

(It's the bartender being constantly flirted with by the femboy oopsie)

05.04.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

//I cackle everytime I hear Venti called Doluc 'msster' Diluc in game. Every. Single. gOD DAMN TIME!

05.04.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

++Got any Apple cider back there for little ol meeee?" He asked, batting his eyes, using his feminine lashes to his advantage!!

05.04.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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